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This was the other match I saw from Hard to Kill and right off the bat, it was cool to see Omega, Anderson, and Gallows sporting Bullet Club stuff for the first time in years. I wonder if that means there’s a deal for them to use it or such, because if not it’d likely lead to a lawsuit? Idk, as for the match itself, I thought all 6 men played their roles perfectly. However, the guy who really stood out to me was Moose as he impressed me with all the stuff he did that he shouldn’t be doing, like standing moonsault or a spanish fly off the top rope. The obvious choice is sometimes the best one and that’s what we got here, Omega pinning Swann as it will likely lead to Omega vs Swann down the line where Omega wins the Impact belt

I caught two matches from last night’s Hard to Kill and this was the first. Gotta say, Violent by Design is a great name for EY, Doering, and Deaner as they come off as crazy individuals who leave it all in the ring. Overall I thought this was a good match that hit all the right notes, seeing Cousin Jake and Deaner square off was cool despite me never really following their story and could just tell it was something really built to. Striker and D’Lo work well on commentary and in the end the correct decision was made to give VBD the win here over the veterans, as they continue to wreck havoc in Impact Wrestling.

BPZ Champions GFX Post-Night of Legends: (Adding Tag on a Later Date, also these are new gfxs i've made no old ones)

WrestleMania 17 Match: Chris Jericho © vs William Regal:  If I recall, this started because of Jericho pissing in Regals tea. Anywho it was a decent match. If Regal was clean and in the right state of mind and they had more time, this could of been a really good match. What could of been. Jericho retains and soon he's set forward to the entire Invasion angle. Rating: C+ Match: Tazz & APA vs Right To Censor:  I didn't really care for this match so I'll keep it short. I only enjoyed the mean ass Clothesline From Hell from Bradshaw at the end. Bradshaw hit those to stiff up his opponents and I love it.  Rating: C Match: Raven © vs Kane vs Big Show: Hardcore Championship Hardcore match: Jesus Christ this was a car wreck. Raven trying to fight the two big men to show his toughness and such, then we got the two giants just wanting to beat the piss out of each other. Kane hitting Raven with a cart, Raven getting thrown through the glass window, Big Show and Kane going through the wall and then Raven and Big Show going off the stage and Kane leg dropping off the stage and winning the Hardcore Championship. Rating: B Match: Test © vs Eddie Guerrero: European Championship: Now when Eddie said he wasn't going to cheat, you had to know he was lying. Another match that didn't click but wasn't bad at all. Perry Saturn continuously climbing the apron and helping Eddie to beat Test after hitting him with the championship belt and Eddie Guerrero wins the title.  Rating: C+ Match: Chris Benoit vs Kurt Angle Now for the best wrestling match of the card. Two of the best wrestlers just putting on a clinic as expected. What shocked me was this match didn't end via a submission. I know the two were putting over their submission moves as instant tap outs but this ended via pinfall. Angle wins here and we get the rematch the next month in a epic Ultimate Submission Match.  Rating: A Match: Ivory © vs Chyna: Women's Championship: Not a match. Chyna wins LOL. Rating: F Match: Shane Mcmahon vs Vince Mcmahon: This was a interesting match and feud to say the least. So Vince was fucking Trish while Linda was in a coma like state. Shane returned and wanted revenge. He then bought Dubba C Dubba from under Vince. So this was a shit wrestling match, but a fun fight. Shane going for the elbow through the table only for Stephanie to pull Vince up. Trish attacks Stephanie, Linda stands up and kicks Vince in his then millionaire grapefruits, Mick started attacking Vince, then Coast To Coast to beat Vince.  Rating: B- Match: Dudleys vs Edge & Christian vs Hardy Boyz: TLC Tag Team Championships: Holy fuck what a match. I say this was very much better than the first TLC match. There was so much going on that it was hard to keep up with, but of course it's time to talk about the biggest spot: the 20 ft high spear from Edge to Jeff Hardy. This match happened 20 years ago and I've watched it many times, but I still mark out everytime I watch it. Edge and Christian win the second TLC match and regain the Tag Team Championships.  Rating: A+ Match: Gimmick Battle Royal:  Sike. NEXT! Rating: F Match: The Undertaker vs Triple H:  The semi main event of the evening as this was years before their classics at Mania 27 and Mania 28. This match was still good to watch. All started because Triple H says he beat everyone, so  Taker comes out and say "Nah fam. Not me. This my yard." It was a strong fight, and my two favorite spots were the chokeslam off the podium off camera and the nasty Last Ride. Taker wins. Rating: B+ Match: The Rock © vs Stone Cold Steve Austin: WWF Championship What a match it was. The No DQ stipulation helped the match which I had fears would of copied their first Mania match. The stipulation saved it and both used it great. Blood, stealing finishers. Then Vince comes out... And starts helping Stone Cold? That to this day still is confusing to me considering their history. Then Austin beats the hell out of The Rock with the steel chair and pins him to win the title. Then, the handshake that shook the wrestling world at the time, Austin and McMahon.  Rating: A+ Overall: A

Calamity’s Analysis Episode 22 *Clears throat* Is this thing on? Are we rolling? Oh we Are? Ok hit the theme song.  “Goya No Machiawase” by Hello Sleepwalkers hits and a sudden slide show of big BPZ Moments hits with the song in the background and suddenly we see a man sitting in a chair wearing a sweat suit and a yellow scarf. He suddenly springs up in an almost cartoon like fashion looking into the camera.  Helllllllllloooooooo Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Yato, I am the god of calamity and this is….  Suddenly the show transitions to a stage with Yato Spotlighted. CALAMITY’S ANALYSIS!  The spotlight suddenly disappears and Yato falls back onto the couch. Well Night Of Legends has come and gone and now it is time for me to give my genius thoughts and opinions on the results of the matches. So without further adieu it’s time for the Night Of Legends Review! BPZ Night Of Legends Review Julius & Ropati (c) VS FD-Gun (KENJI & Raven) - Tag Team Championships Night Of Legends starting off the way it started last year, KENJI beating somebody and weirdly enough the person he beat was his tag team partner tonight. Jobber-Gun despite their name managed to somehow beat the almighty god team of Saving The Sheeparoos kicking off the show. Match was good, no Calamity’s and a nice win for Jobber-Gun.  Joshua Scott (c) VS Alex Costa - North American Championship Damn, BPZ really not only gave Josh Scott a high profile Singles match on Night of Legends but a Championship match and he retained. 2021 is wild. Anyway it’s not shocking because CLEARLY MANCHESTERS NUMBER ONE IS THE SECOND GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME ONLY NEXT TO MIRAGE AND SHOULD’VE MAIN EVENTED AGAINST HIM. COSTA THE COKE DEALER MUSTA BEEN HIGH WHEN HE THOUGHT HE COULD BEAT JOSHUA SCOTT, CALAMITY FOR UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS! Epic VS Jack Bishop “Bishop beats up Rapper Type in front of a bunch of people” anyway so this was fun uh Jack Bishop won something which was… unexpected. Like seriously this guy lost to Mirage but somehow he beat god tier rapper Epic. I’m very confused. Sheridan (c) VS Mikey - Atlas Championship  Damn the Patriarchy won one today folks. Guess BPZ’s changing kinks. I wonder what it will be this time, maybe fucking with the pants on? I’m just not sure.  FDS VS Prince I’d usually call FDS a jobber but the faces he made in this match were doing something. Coming across very much like a pervert, understandably so with the big metey man tiddies that Prince has I think we’d all become quite perverted around them. Even the women.  BMF Championship Number One Contenders Gauntlet  Haha Tiger go Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. This was a good showing for The Tiger as he would get potentially one of the biggest wins of his career winning the Gauntlet. No Calamity’s, good for Tiger Man and lady with him.  Bailey (c) VS Isaiah Carter - Universal Championship  Nobody can touch the GOAT, he’s too GOATed, too greatestofalltimeed, too badass, too bailey. Coming to a cinema near you, the Universal Champion stars in 2 Badass, 2 Bailey. Gonna be the sickest movie.  Sameer (c) VS Tamer - Undisputed Championship  And just like in 2021 Creed Wins L- Wait… Sameer lost? WHO ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN? DON’T THEY KNOW THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE! ITS TOO DANGEROUS! TOO WILD! TOO CRAZY! THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING AND WE’RE GONNA DIE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  The video feed cuts off and we return with Yato tied to the chair and with a black eye  Ok well that’s going to do it for my night of legends review, I’ll see you next time when I give my thoughts on the BPZ Superstar Shake up because they love their branding and also trying to end the world. Bye Now! Steven Clap I can’t.  Steven Claps his hands while Yato is still tied to the chair  as the lights go out and the show comes to an end