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By Thelastemperor · Posted
Jason takes a moment to respond by lighting a cigarette and taking a long drag Where shall I begin? Let's talk about the weak link. The worst human being to ever grace my green world, the biggest bitch of bitches, the embodiment of being a pussy, the man who every night as God, I get thousands of prayers that this...boy just drinks a gallon of bleach, Sameer. Sameer is nothing. He is nothing but Brendan's homosexual sex slave. All he does is bend over so Brendan can fuck him in the ass. And to make it worse, the retard only knows a couple words that he says over and over again with a bank uninterested look in his eyes as if he doesn't even know where he is. Jason looks at the camera and begins to mock Sameer Ima beast. Ima beast. Ima beast. Ima beast Jason rolls his eyes as he stops imitating Sameer's voice Sameer, you re no beast. You aren't threatening, you aren't special, you are nothing. You are no better than Brendan's cum rag which he uses everytime he thinks about you. Sameer you should just go play in traffic until you get run over by a semi. Every night your parents regret having birthed you. You are the reason bad things happen in the world. The Holocaust, your fault. 9/11 your faults. Brendan being in charge still even though he does no work whatsoever your fault. And the worst part is that this is basically a handicap match. Sameer, you have no business in being in this match. The only reason you got here is because Brendan did all the work and like the little parasite you are, you are just leeching off him. You are a one brain celled yes man who will do anything Brendan tells him. Now I know that 99% of my words are too big for you to understand Sameer because you never went to school so I actually have a clip that explains how I feel about you. Can we please roll it? Jason and Marker turn their attention to the Titantron where a clip begins to play Oh what?! We all think it whenever Sameer shows up on his days off from sucking Brendan's dick. Speaking of which Jason takes off his sunglasses and takes a drink from his flask Brendanplayz. The Bossman. The drunk with Down Syndrome. The incompetent alcoholic. The idiot who thinks guys like Ross and Bailey are good enough to be GMs. The guy who can't even run this company so he has everyone else do it for him while all he does is drink and not even the good shit. Hey pussy, no real man drinks Miller Lite. Brendan, I know what you're gonna do. You're going to use your power to intimidate the referees and attempted to bend me and Marker over so you can fuck us just like you've done to literally everyone in this company. Brendan, you are the poison that is killing this place and you are too short-sighted to see that. You have let many people slip right through your fingers, some being main event caliber. Guys like Smith for example. Guys like Ginge who left as soon as he came back. Guys like Neb. I could keep going but you get the idea. Brendan, you said something at the start of that irrelevant tournament that caught my attention. And that's that you entered it because no one has told you thank you for signing them. Jason exchanges an amused look with Marker I find that amusing, you sound like a little kid. "No one told me thank you waa waa waa." Shut the fuck up! I don't owe you a damn thing, Marker doesn't owe you a damn thing, Buddy doesn't owe you a damn thing, Necce doesn't owe you a damn thing, Julius doesn't, Echo doesn't, Slim doesn't Bart doesn't, no one here owes you shit excluding Baliey, Ross and Sameer but those three have their lips superglued to your ass and pretty much worship the mediocre ground you walk on. Listen here you dumb motherfucker. I own a ranch that's been in my family longer then you've been alive and it generates more revenue then your little wrestling company. I'm just here so I can ruin this stupid place and considering I've done more in my short career then you have in your entire life, I'd say the plan's going just fine. And I know what you and Sammer are going to say. Right now, you're both on Google looking up tips on how to speak to crowds without shitting yourselves, then you're going to come out. Sammer is going to stand in the corner and utter the only phrase he knows and you're going to do tell me I'm a paper champion, you regret signing me, this that bullshit bullshit bullshit that I'm not even going to pay attention to because I don't give a shit what you have to say. I'll put it in terms even you two simpletons can understand. Whenever The Flock does anything you are witnessing greatness. When we wrestle you are witnessing greatness, when we talk you are witnessing greatness, we could take a piss right now and you'd still be witnessing greatness. So, just so we are clear gentlemen. me and Marker fucking hate you. And Brendan, I have a clip for you too cause I know you hate being left out of things. Take a look Once more Jason's and Marker's attention is drawn to the Titantron We'll be seeing you at December to Dismember. See you ladies there. Until we meet again bitches Jason and Marker soak in the boos from the crowd before getting out of the ring and look att he apron cover with the BPZ logo. They tear it off and Jason grabs some lighter fluid and a match. They douse the cover and then set it ablaze. They both look at the camera Fuck you BPZ! Suck our dicks! -
By Maddrix2900 · Posted
You can't change something overnight they might need 3-6 months to fully change but this is a start.WWE has been focusing in the W(World) too much.Their brand expansion is certainly their focus for many years now but they should focus now in the W(Wrestling) and E(Entertainment) side of things.I know sometimes WWE gives us a banger of a match but the part that it lacks is great or decent storylines.A good wrestling match needs a good story to make it engaging for us to watch and enjoy. It also needs a decent or good characters.They also need to lessen their heel/face turns.Give someone a reason on why does he do the things that he not just have someone randomly hate someone for no good reason. -
By The Marker · Posted
{We start off EVOLVE with the Tag Team Champions MARKER and Jason Ryan. It is confirmed that Big Ballers are going to be taking on The Flock for the titles at DTD, these men doesn't look intimidated by the team of Sameer and Brenden Playz, instead they smile to the audience as they boo them hard.} {The men are in the ring with their microphones, what they have to say about their opponents in a couple of days time.} THE FLOCK IS HERE BABY!!!!!! Now as everybody knows by now, The Flock, the greatest group in the world today is taking on the owner of the company Brenden Playz and Sameer. Now, this right here is probably the biggest of challenge The Flock has ever faced to date and for once I'm excited for a match, an opponent that really tests our skills and I'm talking about Brenden, you see, in my opinion and most other people as well, I don't see Sameer as a threat, I see Sameer as a wash up veteran that comes for time to time to steal other peoples spotlight and I feel everyone else is sick and tired of his moaning while Brenden has to do the work for him, it no wonder why he lost his IC title. {The fans are in shock right now, Marker now has the fans off their seats and he speaks again.} Oh, you didn't know?. Yeah, the owner himself told Sameer to lay down for Bart because he knew that he could one day become the face of the company and he liked Bart because of how good he promos and his ring style is so unnatural, so on that one faithful BPZ Summerslam, your new INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION...... BART!. So why is Brenden tagging with Sameer?. Simple, Brenden doesn't need Sameer, Sameer needs Brenden, because can easily do it by himself, I mean why isn't ROA taking on Bizzy and Hollow since they drew?. Easy, Brenden didn't want another tag team facing against his team and us, it would be too much of a hassle so he decide to cut the match and BOOM, our confirmed Tag Team Title match between us and Big Ballers has come to life, so Brenden, Sameer, I don't care if you call us weaklings, I don't care if you have the power and I don't care about your title accomplishments, it all happens here and now and I think that The Flock is gonna win even though the audience doesn't want, it gonna happen. {Marker waits for Jason to respond.} -
I honestly don't think that WWE will change that much, but like Brenden said I'll give them some time. I only watched the first parts of RAW as always and what I saw was decent, nothing really different but it did have some moments. Seeing Shane back on RAW was cool as well as seeing Angle, as forced as it was. Honestly, I like what they are doing with Baron, he is the most over heel and if they start giving him wins sometime soon he could be a great heel. Just have him go back to being a low card guy. And I am beyond excited for EC3 and Lars, although I don't see them doing many things in WWE. I do not think Heavy Machinery will do good, not because they aren't good but I just do not think WWE will do many things with them. As well as EC3, I feel like much like Tyler Breeze, Fandango, Bo Dallas, and others WWE will ruin him. And for the two women I don't really know what they will do, good luck to them tho. I'm happy to see Sami is coming back, I think they should have kept his return a surprise and had him return at the Rumble for a huge pop and become a baby face again and they could totally repackage him. I honestly don't know what they will be doing now, they had a lot of potential and Sami has proved he can keep up with the greats and a title win at Mania is something I could see him getting. He could even lose 7 pounds and join the CW division. Other then that, I didn't really take anything from this RAW. Deans new gimmick is amazing and I'm just excited to see what WWE does, not that it'll be much different. -
By Zack Leo Zodiac · Posted
Hello. I may have some problems logging in to Discord in the BrendenPlayz Forums. I was wondering if anyone has the same problems as I. I tried to go in the other servers and they work fine. When I try to log in to the Discord for BrendenPlayz, it would show the messages for about 2-3 seconds and all the messages disappear, while seeing only a black screen in the process. If you have any ideas of how to get back into the servers with no problems, can you let me know when you have the chance? Thanks.
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