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  1. ICON

    Happy 4th

  2. I'm done.

    I'm completely done with this community. Our mods are complete asshats and do nothing to help the community, only make it worse. I've been kicked and banned from the discord chat 5 times this past month for completely bullshit reasons by bullies like Flynn, Ross, and Sameer, and picked on by Slim and Nate. I'm honestly tired of being kicked because of something I do on Playstation, or for talking about a game a mod doesnt care about, or being banned for playing a game a specific way, or being picked on because I don't want to play a game.

    And Brenden does nothing about it. He just sits there making his UM videos and LTTs, and completely ignores the chat half the time. I'm sure this is going to be deleted and never acknowledged by anyone with actual power over the forums, but I just wanted to vent and finally be able to leave this cancerous community that has shown me nothing but hatred and despisement since I got here.

    Three years and all I've gotten is kicked from the chat.

    Thanks guys. I'm done here.

    1. Ross


      Just because you got teamed up on WWE 2K18 don't take it out on us.

    2. ICON


      LMFAO ROSS 💀😭

    3. Sameer



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    WWE and Triple H announce NXT UK

    Source: https://www.wwe.com/shows/wwe-united-kingdom-championship-tournament/article/wwe-launches-new-uk-series
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    Zamasu lays in the middle of the ring, as Kieron Black walks up the ramp. He sits up slowly, holding the back of his head. He crawls to the turnbuckle of the ring closest to the timekeeper's area. He asks for a mic, and they give one to him. He struggles to stand and uses the ropes for support. When he's stood, he takes off his mask and lays it in the middle of the ring, garnering a mild reaction of surprise from the crowd. "Thank you." He lays the mic in the ring in front of the mask, and rolls out of the ring, slowly making his way up the ramp backstage to the crowd's applause, presumably for the final time.
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    Zamasu walks down to the ring, as requested by Kieron. He has no music as he does so. "Nuisances, please silence your cellular devices, for your divinely higher being is speaking." The crowd boos in rejection, but soon silences as Zamasu refuses to talk. "I need to get one thing off my chest. After the words spoken by Kieron Black today, I must that you nuisances are really dumber than I thought you were, aren't you? I mean, 'hiding?' Can any of you come up with a reason for a being as divine as me to hide from someone as pathetically desperate as Kieron Black?" Zamasu gives the crowd time to come up with a reason, but none are given. "Because there is none. I do not hide, I do not shade myself from view. I take the high road, not the low. That is what a true role model does." Zamasu glances around at the crowd. "Especially when I'm the role model for such lowly beings." A chorus of boos ripples over the crowd. "My friend, Kieron, I stand in this ring, awaiting you to once again be the court jester of the night. Please, do humor me." Zamasu waits patiently for Kieron meet him in the ring as promised.
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    True Justice

    Zamasu stands up, face-to-face with Kieron with great intensity, before bursting into a chain of laughter. "Do you intend to intimidate me, nuisance? Do you not realize you are staring into the eyes of the one who made you, and the one who will break you? Your single title reign has molded you into this punk who thinks he has earned everything he was given. I used to think the same way. But I changed after realizing there were never any thrones to claim, only room to create new ones after the old thrones decay. I have built myself a pedestal, and plan on having you as the first sacrifice in my divine, and just honor, and you... seem to be left unphased by it all." Zamasu stares at Kieron in confusion before moving into a staredown again. "I am not your maker or creator, Kieron. I am the end. The chapter you've been looking for to end your tale, this is it. This is justice, this is the world!" Zamasu grins in disgust at Kieron. "So let me show you justice." Zamasu spits in Kieron's face, but does not back away. He simply stands and lets it settle in on Kieron's mind. He waits for a reaction.
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    True Justice

    Zamasu walks down to the ring with a mic in hand. The crowd is taken back by his sudden appearance and begins to murmur through his words, as he sits in the middle of the ring Indian-style and begins to speak. "Behold, nuisances, your divine lord has reemerged on your television screens. I know, it is quite overwhelming to suddenly take in such a divine being again. But rest assured, you will have time to take it all in at Takeover Rebellion when I begin my own rebellion against you all with the Zero-Nuisance plan. It all begins with Kieron Black, and ends with 2 specific people." "Natedog..." A hush forms over the crowd. "...and Slim." The crowd cheers at the thought of seeing these two finally face off. "But that is for the future. For now, I must take care of...a specific pest. Kieron Black is the type of pest who does not know when it is time to die. But please, do not worry Kieron. You will not die until I let you die at Takeover Rebellion. Until then, please train so it is even more just when I inevitably erase you from Evolve." "You see, before evolution, there must be creation." "And before creation..." "...there is destruction." "Kieron Black, I welcome you to the ring so I can get a good look at the wrong that will be justified by my divine hands. Please, come forth." Zamasu sits in the ring, staring up the ramp, waiting for Kieron to come down to the ring.
  8. RDR2, Fire Pro World, and THQ Nordic reviving Nick Games? 2018 is a hell of a year lads.

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    Divinity Unleashed

    Zamasu is sitting in his domain, meditating after his daily training in preperation for his big debut, which he has just learned the date of. His door opens, disturbing his meditation, as his old mentor Sandman enters the room. "Gill?" "My name is Zamasu, and I shall be refered to as such, old one." "...Right. So, 'Zamasu,' how have you been?" "I have tried to show them my ways of true justice, but they do not listen. It's almost as if they like being such savage beings. Do they not understand what it is like to be a true warrior? Do they not bleed the same blood as me and you?" "Actually, I came to tell you just how ridiculous I think this all is." Zamasu suddenly stands up and glances at Sandman. "Divinity is not "ridiculous," old man. It is pure. It is just. It is the world. All shall kneel before its might, and accept it as the proper way to be." "...You know what? You're right. I apologize Gi-" "Zamasu!" "Yes, Zamasu. You're right. I'm sorry I questioned your...divinity?" Sandman puts his hand out to shake hands with Zamasu, who he has not seen in a year or so. Zamasu turns, and seems at first disgusted by his gesture, but soon accepts and shakes his hand. But as Sandman goes to leave, Zamasu pulls him into a Divinity Cutter! Zamasu stands, glancing down at Sandman, studying his handiwork. He suddenly turns his attention to the camera in the room. "Kieron Black. Your time to be purified of your primal, savage ways has come. Takeover: Retribution. Prepare to be subjected to my pure, true justice." Zamasu exits the room, as the camera turns to Sandman writhing in pain on the floor, before fading to black.
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    Witness True Divinity

    The EVOLVE crowd stands on their feet as The Great Zamasu makes his way to the ring, while debuting his new theme song. He grabs a microphone and begins to serenade his followers with the sound of his voice. "Silence, weaklings. And please sit down, I don't need to smell your odors any more than I already have." The crowd boos, but follow his orders and sit. "Good to know you nuisances know your place in this world. Now then, let me discuss a touchy topic when it comes to me. BPZMania." The crowd begins to cheer, before being silenced. "Hush, puny ones. This is my time to speak, for you paid to witness this. Now then, back to the matter at hand. At this moment in time, I am currently yet again left off the card at BPZMania, despite my godly capabilities. While yes, I am disappointed, I would expect nothing less than disappointment than the embodiment of it who gave us 0 wins at Survivor Series. Yes, I am talking to you, Mr. Long." The fans chant for Nate, but... "I said silence, nuisances. None of you are important enough to take up my time." The crowd boo, causing Zamasu to smile at them and keep talking. "Now then, while I'm out here in this ring, I'd like to issue 2 open challenges of sorts. The 1st is to Nate Long. I would like you to come down to this ring, correct what you have done wrong, and put me on the BPZMania card. Or, if Nate wants to tuck his tail between his legs..." "...again." The crowd responds in a combination of boos (for Zamasu) and cheers (for Nate.) "Then my 2nd is to anyone else who is not booked at BPZMania but deserves to be. Let us overwrite this weak, pathetic pushover that we've allowed to run this brand, and take matters into our own hands. Or maybe I should go give Yelich a call..." The fans once again break out in cheers and boos. "No matter, however my road to BPZMania is forged within the next two weeks, it will be divine. So, please, whoever wishes to confront me, do so now and help me correct this injustice Nate Long has done." Zamasu sits in the ring Indian-style and waits for someone to confront him in the ring.
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    Finn Balor the greatest wrestler on raw

    I might be a bit late to this post, but I strongly disagree with Balor being "the best on RAW." While he is talented beyond belief, he has never had a definitive character, even in New Japan from what I've seen (aside from Real Rock 'N' Rolla). Hell, his gimmick in NXT was "I look cool every 4th weekend," and he seems to have dropped that. Now he's just a guy living off the name of the stable he started in another company. I really have been given no reason by WWE to really care for Balor. For this reason, I really don't think that at this moment he is main event material. Honestly, I think right now the money is with Braun or Roman Reigns, maybe even Rollins if he develops more of a definitive role. Balor just isn't cutting it, though.
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    Zero-Nuisance Plan

    Evolve fades back from commercial on what appears to be a replay of the Evolve invasion by Nate, Akki, and the others. Suddenly, it all pauses, as if time has stopped. Zamasu then walks onto the screen. "Can you believe this? Look at these foolish savages, running rampant as if they can do what they please. They do not know of my divine fury yet. However, that is all to change." Zamasu walks off screen, as the camera changes to a close up of the truck Nate drove in. Zamasu walks in. "That is why today, I plan on starting the Zero-Nuisance Plan. Worry not, young ingrates, there will be no discrimination. Whether you are black, white, Evolve, Carnage, BrendenPlayz, or even --" -the audio cuts out here to avoid future legal problems, but those who can read mouths can legibly make out "Smackdown Hotel," which warrants a loud pop from the Evolve audience. "No nuisance will be forgiven by my hand. Nay, I wish to exterminate all those that challenge my divinity." Zamasu then walks by the blue and purple spray paint, as it turns a sickly red and green as he walks by. "Indeed, today begins the armageddon you impatient dunces have waited for years for. Today, the Zero-Nuisance Plan will eradicate BPZ of any poison it still holds." The camera changes one more time, as it shows Zamasu walking directly towards the camera. "Indeed, there is none who can touch my glorious abilities. Now, you all get to sit back and watch as I destroy the idols we have oh so humorously shoved down your throats for the past 4 years." "You should not revolt. Nay, rejoice, this is your time young ones, to become apart of the BrendenPlayz roster, and then fall in line as I strike you down as well." "Today, the day of superheroes meets its own kryptonite, in the form of the Great Zamasu." Zamasu walks off, as the replay unfreezes itself and continues to play while fading into the next segment on Evolve TV.
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    The Divine Powers

    On the EVOLVE titantron appears a camera shot of what once was Rex Mundi's home to cult, exciting the fans hoping to see Rex Mundi for the first time in 3 months. Instead, a man stands at the altar at the back of the room. The camera moves in to show what he is standing over. It is Mundi's mask, broken. "They do not understand your brilliance, Rex. They are not ready. You are not ready. Not yet." The man turns around. It's Gill. "This time, I will show them how to treat a true god. Just you wait, Rex." Gill grabs a mask from the ground below him and puts it on. A new mask. A new face. Suddenly, his face seems to contort, before returning to a smug, yet divine smirk. "Yes, I can feel the power in this mask, flowing and coursing into me. This is truly divine power. This is true justice." The new Gill stands and turns to the camera. "Behold, EVOLVE, for I am justice given form. I am the world. I am the almighty, everknowing. Praise me. Revere me, for I am..." "...the Great Zamasu!" Zamasu pushes aside the camera as he walks out of the tomb. "They do not know of my wrath. Foolish." The door suddenly shuts, as the camera fades into the next segment.
  14. Welcome To The First Tournament of True Power! The rules are very simple: - 32 Participants will be entered into the tournament - Forum Members (thats you) will go to the official Challonge page of the Tournament and use the "Predictions" tab to enter yourself into the tournament. (Predict winners by dragging names to the next matchup card) - The most accurate prediction at the end of the tournament is the winner! (If theres a tie, its rando'd.) Link to brackets: http://challonge.com/BPZtotp Link to prediction sheet: http://challonge.com/BPZtotp/predictions
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    A Dull Blade

    As we once again visit the humble abode of our local psychopath, he sits in his dining room, pondering about this match tomorrow night. "How can the red corner defend his honor if the blue corner stands vacant? How can a man sharpen his knife without a proper sharpener?" He suddenly stands up, and walks towards the camera. It cuts back to the arena, as I Bring The Darkness plays. Rex Mundi steps into the ring, and grabs a mic. "This is it, Blade. The final straw, the zero hour. Your final breath as a mortal. Yet, you have done nothing to postpone this. You have not attempted to withhold my vengeance. I would call you intelligent, but I am not a liar. You're not intelligent, Blade. You're a coward. You have to hide behind that curtain up that ramp, because you know anytime you come out, I will follow with my silver tongue, and I will feed these people not lies, but the truth. The truth that you are a coward. The truth that I am their savior. And if you disagree Blade, then please, confront me." Mundi waits, but no one comes out. "Typical. As usual, Blade prefers to not face his challengers rather than be a man. He does not know if he is the alpha, yet he does not know if he is a dog. All he knows is what he isn't, and that is a man. I, on the other hand, have accepted life in its purest form. Challenges come and go, but they go as soon as they come. Therefore, if you face a challenge head on, it will disappear. Blade, as sharp as he likes to imagine he is, is simply dull. He has not embraced life as it truly is, and expects it to bend to fit the point of his finger." "It may not be true for him, but for me it is. I do not wish to impede apon this brands duty, this brand is simply a martyr for my vengeance against its general manager." A grandfather clock-like "gong" plays throughout the arena. DOOMSDAY 0:00 "Your martyrdom has arrived, Blade. Prepare to draw your final breath." The arena lights flash red, white, and different shades of gray and black, before going completely black. The ring then lights up white. The canvas reads: "DOOMSDAY IS UPON US" The lights go black again, before the house lights come back up, and the camera pans to our commentators.

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