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Gill last won the day on April 10 2017

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About Gill

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    The Man Of 1000 Gimmicks

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  1. Gill

    The Title means a lot

    Everyone hears the theme, and knows who to expect, but no one comes out. Then, the lights go down. They come back up, and Maasa and Gill stand infront of Costa, Gill holding the same chair he whacked Costa over the back with a week ago. Maasa is holding the NXT Championship, it now being absent from the commentators desk. All of a sudden, Gill swings the chair and cracks it over Costas head. Maasa then picks up Costa, and backs up, then running and smashing the title into Costas face. They both look at Mikey and Cody, who look at each other, and then back at Maasa and Gill, before putting their hands up, and leaving the ring. Gill and Maasa then continue their assault. Maasa picks up Costa -- and he hits him with the Future Shock! Gill and Maasa then raise their fists in the air, as Black Hole Sun begins to play again, and they both leave together, ending the segment.
  2. Gill

    The General Consensus

    Gill appears outside the arena of Carnage tonight, speaking directly to the camera. "Alex Costa, a man without a meaning. Spent 7 years in Japan, crafting his talent for you, the fans." "Give me a break." The crowd gives a mixed reaction. "Costa, you did go to Japan for 7 years, sure. But you left your family. You gave up on your family for 7 years, just so you could do a backflip in a wrestling ring. You're a sad specimen, Costa. A man so selfish shouldn't even be able to call himself a wrestler, let alone be one. And you're not. You're not a wrestler, Alex. You're not a man, you're not a wrestler, you're not special." "You're sick. You're the reason Maasa makes 5 star classics. To prove that people like you, people who give up on their families, and take away from wrestling, do not belong in the squared circle. Before you go 'kicking humility' down peoples throats, maybe you should let Maasa kick some humanity down yours, so your next son doesn't grow up knowing his father would rather spend time bumping on a mat than raising him for the first seven years of his life." "You don't belong in the ring with Maasa. But, since you won't take my word for it, let Maasa show you at St. Valentines." "You may get your ass handed to you, but hey, atleast you'll have a 5-star match award on your record." Gill then walks off camera, which then zooms into the arena, before fading out to commercial break.
  3. Gill


    Gill walks down to the ring with Maasa in tow, holding a microphone. Maasa refuses to touch any of the fans' hands as they hold them out. "I've received many messages over the past few weeks of shows, as to why I haven't responded to Alex Costa -- or rather, why Maasa hasn't." Gill looks at Maasa while the crowd calls them cowards. "We're not afraid. We're not cowards, and we're not scared. We're busy. Busy, looking for how to move Maasa forward in his career, which, to be quite honest, Mr. Costa?" "It isn't you." The crowd boos Gill loudly. "But enough about Maasa. Let's talk about Alex. Alex Costa... a relative nobody, to be completely honest. I don't know him. You know why that is? Because of people just like him. People like him are the reason our viewership ratings tank 100k every week. People like him who think they're future Hall of Famers, but in reality, are just curtain jerkers." "Infact, I used to think Maasa was a curtain jerker. Until I watched. I watched, and I learned. And I soon realized, that guys like Maasa are the future of this business." "You, Costa, aren't like Maasa. You're selfish. You're all about you. You take, and you take, and you take, and give nothing back to these fans. Even when you've admitted you're not the best man in the match, you still make it about how you were never pinned. Maasa, here, creates 5 star classics, night in and night out, for these fans to enjoy. You? 2.5, tops." The crowd begins to react more mixed. "St. Valentine's Day Massacre is going to be a massacre of your career, when the BrendenPlayz fanbase, what little you haven't ran off stinking up the joint, watches Maasa carry you to a 5 star match, kid." "Keep pumping iron, while Maasa pumps out main event after main event. In 3 years time, you'll be back in the barns with a 2-people audience, and Maasa will be your reigning BPZ World Champion. Just watch him." Black Hole Sun plays again as Gill and Maasa walk up the ramp together.
  4. Gill

    The Salvation begins at the Rumble

    Coming down the ramp is Gill, who hasn't been seen since before the brand split came to a close. He stops at the end of the ramp. "You know, Alex? You and I, we got a lot in common. We both like to wrestle. We're both pretty damn good at it. We both have been overlooked and underrated since we got here. We both know just how useless this crowd is. But all of those things, there's someone better at than you. And he understands business, too." The lights go out, and come back up to Alex in the ring, but sitting in the middle is Maasa, sporting a new look. Gill is standing behind Alex with a chair, and swings it over his head. Maasa then stands up and joins him, both standing over Alex's body. Gill grabs a new mic from the timekeeper. "Welcome to the New Era! THIS!" Gill points to Maasa. "This is the future!" Gill and Maasa both leave to Black Hole Sun playing in the background, as Costa lays lifeless in the ring.
  5. Michaels vs Hogan, Summerslam '05. Was enjoyable to watch obviously, butfor all the wrong reasons. Still a good match to watch if you need a good laugh.
  6. Well, my answer probably isnt that common, but its a solid answer in my book: Busick's a whopper of a singles guy, and I think he'd make a fantastic contender for any title on any brand. Definitely deserves more in the singles compartment. Biff Rules.
  7. The current product.
  8. Gill

    NXT Takeover: War Games II Discussion

    Haven't watched NXT in a while, so imma go out on a limb. Aleister Ciampa Undisputed Era Baszler
  9. As an interviewer goes to ask Gill a question, he takes the mic and cuts her off. "No, let me get something off my chest." Gill turns to Jason. "'Whoever the Serious Santa Claus fuck that is.'" Gill smiles for a minute, before speaking. "Was that meant to charm me, or was that your attempt to show me you have a set a balls? Because if it was the latter, you could've fooled me otherwise. 'Serious Santa Claus,' tell you what, yeah, I am a serious Santa Claus, because I have a gift for wrestling, and carry more weight on my back than you could ever handle, Jason. While you sit there, proud and beaming that you won the Premium Championship. Congratulations. You know what it takes to be eligible for that title? Money. All that title says is that you're willing to pay your way to the top, but me? I won the Carnage Championship. I won on pure talent, while you had to pat your wallet on the back to get your belt. So why don't you take off the hat, 'cowboy,' you aren't an outlaw. You're just a sellout." Gill scoffs, and turns his attention to Ark. "And you, Ark. 'I thought we were closer than that.' We are close, very close. I keep my enemies closer than my friends, don't be fooled. What I'm going to do at Global Series is nothing personal, really. This is me re-establishing myself on top. I'm just keeping anyone else from climbing up the mountain with me." Gill turns back to the interviewer. "Any questions?" The interviewer shakes her head, "no." "Good." Gill throws the mic on the table, and crosses his arms, propping his feet on the table in the process.
  10. Coming out first is Gill. He comes out to a chorus of a boos, but peacefully sits at his seat waiting patiently for the next member to join the table. The crowd seems confused, so Gill picks up the microphone. "What, were you expecting some flashy gimmick or some hokey catchphrase? You can watch the Evolve re-runs if you want to watch the clowns dance." The crowd boos him again, and even Ross seems a little confused, as Gill smiles to himself and waits for the next member to join him on the panel.
  11. Gill

    Welcome Back.

    An unfamiliar tune plays through the evolve loudspeakers, as the audience sits in confusion until an all-too-familiar face steps onstage. Gill walks down to the ring, and requests a microphone, before sitting in the ring Indian-style. "Hello, Evolve." A loud pop resonates from the crowd. "Silence. My words are more important than your opinions of me ever will be." The crowd then boos Gill. "As the King's of yesteryear fall to the side of the road, too tired to carry onward, the Prince's of the yesteryear begin to step up to the challenge now that the Kings have slain themselves. Well rest assured, princes, I'm not here to compare myself to you. I cant, because unlike you, I didn't wait for the Kings to fall before trying to claim the crown. I didn't hide, waiting for the right time to stop jerking the curtain. None of you ever put fear in the King's-- no, in Slim's eyes." "But I did." The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Gill's statement. "I put fear in the World Champions eyes without even being on his level. And some of you may think it was because of my clown persona at the time. You some are mistaken. Slim feared me for the same reason anyone back there should. Because I am a threat at any and all times." The crowd once again gives a mixed reaction, although it seems to be leaned more towards the boos this time around. "So let me put myself back in this ring again. Ark, at the Global Series finale, I'm coming for you. And when I'm through, Evolve's going to be putting out advertisements that look..." "...well, that look about like this." Gill holds up a flyer that bares the Evolve logo, with the words "LOOKING FOR NEW TALENT" underneath. "I'm not just going to pin you or submit you, Ark. I'm going to dismantle you and your entire career." "The Re-Evolution of Gill begins now." Black Hole Sun plays again, as Gill returns his microphone and walks back up the ramp to an outpour of boos.
  12. Gill

    How did you come up with your username?

    mines quite obvious really, I just took Michael McGillicutty's finisher name of McGillicutter and used it
  13. Gill

    The Awakening

    "So here I stand." "Broken down, worn down, a shell of my former self. A joke. I've promised many times to change this status of mine. But as hard as I may try, I fail, and I fail, and I fail, again, and again, and again." "No more." The man talking removes the hood from his head. It's Gill! He seems to sport a disheveled look, with scraggly hair and bags under his eyes. His eyes are also bloodshot. It doesn't not appear he's slept much since the last time we saw him. "No more torture, and failure, and loss. No more." He sits in an Indian position. The camera pans out, and you can see his many masks-literal and metaphorical- laying on the ground, all broken or torn apart. Zamasu, Gillkind, Rex Mundi, Brian Gillman's shirt, Gillsuke's vest. Even the Gill of old's facepaint is splattered on the ground. "No more hiding behind paint and leather. No more aliases. No more. I am DONE being your plaything. I-" Gill seems to be getting more aggressive, before he suddenly stops himself and takes a deep breath, then whispering to himself: "But I won't let this build up inside of me." "I won't let this build up inside of me." "I won't let this build up inside of me." … Gill suddenly opens his eyes and looks directly into the camera. "I will not let this build up inside of me." Gill stands up calmly and walks out the door of the former Rex Mundi cult, slamming the door behind him. The camera fades to black.
  14. I'm done.

    I'm completely done with this community. Our mods are complete asshats and do nothing to help the community, only make it worse. I've been kicked and banned from the discord chat 5 times this past month for completely bullshit reasons by bullies like Flynn, Ross, and Sameer, and picked on by Slim and Nate. I'm honestly tired of being kicked because of something I do on Playstation, or for talking about a game a mod doesnt care about, or being banned for playing a game a specific way, or being picked on because I don't want to play a game.

    And Brenden does nothing about it. He just sits there making his UM videos and LTTs, and completely ignores the chat half the time. I'm sure this is going to be deleted and never acknowledged by anyone with actual power over the forums, but I just wanted to vent and finally be able to leave this cancerous community that has shown me nothing but hatred and despisement since I got here.

    Three years and all I've gotten is kicked from the chat.

    Thanks guys. I'm done here.

    1. Ross


      Just because you got teamed up on WWE 2K18 don't take it out on us.

    2. Slim


      LMFAO ROSS 💀😭

    3. Sameer