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Mr. Slim

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Status Updates posted by Mr. Slim

  1. The man below me delusional as hell

  2. God spoke to me and said whoever set the trend of status updates being countdowns will go to hell...

    1. Bashka


      How did you speak to yourself 

    2. Epic1237_


      I don't remember talking to you?

    3. Flynn


      No I’m not. Stop the cap

  3. Clock makes a fool of history... Yesterday's too long ago

    1. Bart


      Dont agree with what I know; tomorrow got no place to be. 

  4. Evolution is a mystery

  5. Women be sweating their makeup off at work, call that a 9 to 5 😂🙈

    1. Flynn


      Man if you don’t shut your sexist ass up...

    2. Mr. Slim

      Mr. Slim

      Flynn be like "Imma women's best friend"

  6. It is day one me beating that ninja Flynn's ass

  7. Happy birthday homie 🤝❤️

  8. It's gonna be real shocking when The Bailey makes his electrifying return to stop the Painmaker on Carnage

  9. Yall ever just feel mentally demoralized

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Addy


      You gotta find that refresh button homie.

    3. Nebakos7


      Its cool bro, if u need someone to talk to feel free to dm me anytime, Im in a similar situation lately and I'm constantly trying to not be demoralised and so far I'm coping really well

    4. Ropati


      hey man if you ever need to talk, just DM me. personally for me I just take a step back and do something I know i'll enjoy

  10. Yall ever wonder if Heaven got a ghetto?

    1. Epic1237_


      Jesus was born in the hood

  11. Posting diaries on status updates is cheesy af, but I feel this is one of my strongest diary shows of all time 


  12. it's sunday.

    you know what that means...

    draft day 😮

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    2. Flynn


      Happy Easter 

    3. Epic1237_


      No that's tomorrow 

    4. Epic1237_


      Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
      I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
      I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
      There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
      Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
      But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
      My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
      If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
      I'ma name her Bonnie
      I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
      I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
      I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
      I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
      I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
      I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
      Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
      Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
      This is Stan

  13. it's saturday.


    know what



    1. Epic1237_


      They always say you know what that means they never ask how does it mean

  14. its friday.

    u kno wat dat mean



      It means it's been two days and you still haven't sent me the thing

    2. Epic1237_
  15. it's thursday

    you know what that means


    1. Epic1237_


      Its Thursday my dudes

  16. It's Wednesday

    you know what that means

    1. Penguin


      Is it hump day?

    2. Nebakos7


      Taco Wednesday ?

    3. Epic1237_


      Is it Wednesday 

  17. Rest in peace a fallen solider 😖😫... Happy birthday Neb 🙏🏽💔🥀

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Nebakos7


      Everything's going good, I'm on my last (hopefully) semester in college while I'm also doing my final clinical placement. After that I have 4 subjects I need to pass in February in order to earn my degree and then I have my eyes on a master's degree in Scotland, but I'm taking in one step at a time..

    3. Nebakos7


      How's everyone been here?

    4. Smith


      Everything's been good. There's been a few fights here and there but nothing past the norm. Personally, I'm currently taking a gap year before university so I can get a job, earn some money, learn to drive and just get a break from education for a bit lol. I'm glad to see you're doing well. Also, I don't know if you have discord but I think everyone would be really excited if you joined the server for a bit if you have the time.

  18. Its monday. You know




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