Slim

everyone's gangsta till its "this topic can't be found"

Happy birthday homie 🤝❤️

It's gonna be real shocking when The Bailey makes his electrifying return to stop the Painmaker on Carnage

It's Wednesday
you know what that means

It’s my birthday today (8th April.) 

Yes, I've been nothing but a absolute dick. I knew this for a week now. And I try not to share much but I'll explain why. Almost five months ago, I went to the ER cause I believed I dislocated my wrist while at work. I went to the ER and did a Cat Scan, got injected with morphine to help with the pain. Fortunately it's fine. However it cost five thousand dollars to pay the bill. And because of that, things at my house have fallen off. I've been behind on my mortgage and it kills me to say it. I've always dedicated myself to be on time, and unfortunately with so much going on with other bills and stuff that needs to be fixed, I've been screwed in paying. It's eating me. I'm scared. I'm angry at myself. I'm everything in between. Recently I tried to apply for a loan from my bank but they declined me.... And I just broke down in my car right after. And I've been taking it out on everyone. Personally as well. I driven many people away because of it. I'm not expecting anything but understand. Thanks. 

@Emperor Nate Happy 4 years to us bro!

I've got a conspiracy
Bashka, Brenden, and Keeley have plotted to take over the forums from the inside. With their accounts being too famous, they decided to make a new account with a fake IP, aka Storm.
Yes that's right, Storm is a mixture of Brenden/Keeley/Bashka. Bashka accounts for Storm's forum posts such as his kayfabe and his diaries while Brenden and Keeley take turns on the discord, which is why he talks like Brenden so much.
The only similarities in the three names is the R's in both Brenden and Storm's names. It's the 2nd letter in Brenden's name, while the fourth in Storm's. 4-2=2. Storm joined on January 1st, which would be 1/1, equalling 1+1, which also equals 2. These are related because the numbers 2 and 4 equal 24, which is the amount of times Brad has lost a World Title Match.
So that means what exactly? Those three created the Storm account to screw Brad over once again and if I had to bet, Johnny Kills has Storm's vote.
You fooled us for so long yet I have discovered the truth of why you sit there and do nothing BrendenPlayz like a forum member has stated... You are just occupied with being Storm!
Haha!

I've got a conspiracy
Bashka, Brenden, and Keeley have plotted to take over the forums from the inside. With their accounts being too famous, they decided to make a new account with a fake IP, aka Storm.
Yes that's right, Storm is a mixture of Brenden/Keeley/Bashka. Bashka accounts for Storm's forum posts such as his kayfabe and his diaries while Brenden and Keeley take turns on the discord, which is why he talks like Brenden so much.
The only similarities in the three names is the R's in both Brenden and Storm's names. It's the 2nd letter in Brenden's name, while the fourth in Storm's. 4-2=2. Storm joined on January 1st, which would be 1/1, equalling 1+1, which also equals 2. These are related because the numbers 2 and 4 equal 24, which is the amount of times Brad has lost a World Title Match.
So that means what exactly? Those three created the Storm account to screw Brad over once again and if I had to bet, Johnny Kills has Storm's vote.
You fooled us for so long yet I have discovered the truth of why you sit there and do nothing BrendenPlayz like a forum member has stated... You are just occupied with being Storm!
Haha!

I've got a conspiracy
Bashka, Brenden, and Keeley have plotted to take over the forums from the inside. With their accounts being too famous, they decided to make a new account with a fake IP, aka Storm.
Yes that's right, Storm is a mixture of Brenden/Keeley/Bashka. Bashka accounts for Storm's forum posts such as his kayfabe and his diaries while Brenden and Keeley take turns on the discord, which is why he talks like Brenden so much.
The only similarities in the three names is the R's in both Brenden and Storm's names. It's the 2nd letter in Brenden's name, while the fourth in Storm's. 4-2=2. Storm joined on January 1st, which would be 1/1, equalling 1+1, which also equals 2. These are related because the numbers 2 and 4 equal 24, which is the amount of times Brad has lost a World Title Match.
So that means what exactly? Those three created the Storm account to screw Brad over once again and if I had to bet, Johnny Kills has Storm's vote.
You fooled us for so long yet I have discovered the truth of why you sit there and do nothing BrendenPlayz like a forum member has stated... You are just occupied with being Storm!
Haha!

I've got a conspiracy
Bashka, Brenden, and Keeley have plotted to take over the forums from the inside. With their accounts being too famous, they decided to make a new account with a fake IP, aka Storm.
Yes that's right, Storm is a mixture of Brenden/Keeley/Bashka. Bashka accounts for Storm's forum posts such as his kayfabe and his diaries while Brenden and Keeley take turns on the discord, which is why he talks like Brenden so much.
The only similarities in the three names is the R's in both Brenden and Storm's names. It's the 2nd letter in Brenden's name, while the fourth in Storm's. 4-2=2. Storm joined on January 1st, which would be 1/1, equalling 1+1, which also equals 2. These are related because the numbers 2 and 4 equal 24, which is the amount of times Brad has lost a World Title Match.
So that means what exactly? Those three created the Storm account to screw Brad over once again and if I had to bet, Johnny Kills has Storm's vote.
You fooled us for so long yet I have discovered the truth of why you sit there and do nothing BrendenPlayz like a forum member has stated... You are just occupied with being Storm!
Haha!

I'm done.

I'm completely done with this community. Our mods are complete asshats and do nothing to help the community, only make it worse. I've been kicked and banned from the discord chat 5 times this past month for completely bullshit reasons by bullies like Flynn, Ross, and Sameer, and picked on by Slim and Nate. I'm honestly tired of being kicked because of something I do on Playstation, or for talking about a game a mod doesnt care about, or being banned for playing a game a specific way, or being picked on because I don't want to play a game.

And Brenden does nothing about it. He just sits there making his UM videos and LTTs, and completely ignores the chat half the time. I'm sure this is going to be deleted and never acknowledged by anyone with actual power over the forums, but I just wanted to vent and finally be able to leave this cancerous community that has shown me nothing but hatred and despisement since I got here.

Three years and all I've gotten is kicked from the chat.

Thanks guys. I'm done here.

I'm 20years old in kayfabe not 40

My dawgggggg @Ross

Happy Birthday @Slim

New promo with my BEST FRIEND, Flynn

Ok, so something I've noticed lately and something that I have received are complaints about moderators. As a Senior, I feel the need to say this to everyone instead of just the staff room, and what I need to say is that all these arguments occuring are a two-way street.
We all know who I'm talking about, so let's pack 0 punches and we know I'm talking about Ross. This is me defending him in a way as I feel he's been put in a terrible position as all of you who have complained about him, have either a) been asked to stop whatever you're doing, or b ) said something to him.
I don't see how you can complain about Ross, yet before then you started arguing with him, taking shots at him about STDs and such, and I know there will be the 5-6 people who say "oh, GUNG", but it's honestly disgraceful how most of you try to deal heat but when it's dealt back you can't handle it.
This isn't me singling anyone out by any means and it doesn't mean that I think Ross is perfect because he's not, but from "all of the complaints" that he's receiving, only one or two of you didn't say anything back.
I felt the need to do this because all I ever see is Ross having to defend himself to legitimately everyone and for the same people who consistently called the likes of myself and Flynn bullies to turn around and do the same is hypocrisy at it's finest.
So I'll end this by saying this: If you can't take heat, don't deal it. No STD shots, no baby shots, no GUNG shots, if you aren't prepared to take what he says.
Slim out.

Ok, so something I've noticed lately and something that I have received are complaints about moderators. As a Senior, I feel the need to say this to everyone instead of just the staff room, and what I need to say is that all these arguments occuring are a two-way street.
We all know who I'm talking about, so let's pack 0 punches and we know I'm talking about Ross. This is me defending him in a way as I feel he's been put in a terrible position as all of you who have complained about him, have either a) been asked to stop whatever you're doing, or b ) said something to him.
I don't see how you can complain about Ross, yet before then you started arguing with him, taking shots at him about STDs and such, and I know there will be the 5-6 people who say "oh, GUNG", but it's honestly disgraceful how most of you try to deal heat but when it's dealt back you can't handle it.
This isn't me singling anyone out by any means and it doesn't mean that I think Ross is perfect because he's not, but from "all of the complaints" that he's receiving, only one or two of you didn't say anything back.
I felt the need to do this because all I ever see is Ross having to defend himself to legitimately everyone and for the same people who consistently called the likes of myself and Flynn bullies to turn around and do the same is hypocrisy at it's finest.
So I'll end this by saying this: If you can't take heat, don't deal it. No STD shots, no baby shots, no GUNG shots, if you aren't prepared to take what he says.
Slim out.

Smith will officially be temporarily taking over all duties of being EVOLVE GM for the foreseeable future.
Effective immediately. 

<3

"Slim vs Flynn is Mahal vs Orton, not Okada vs Omega."
Mahal won three times in a row, marks. Y'all just swinging but you ain't connecting.
#Ahhhyessir

The Global Championship Chase explained!
@Kerse @Alyxander Cuddlezworth @Karico @Prince @HeelAkki @El Oculto @Blade @Jack. @Ropati @Bart @Poiunight @Brian Gillman

Introducing... the Global Championship Chase! This will be a tournament in a Round-Robin format, as the two winners of their respective Blocks will face off on October 27th, at EVOLVE TakeOver: Paranoia. The Blocks will be revealed later tonight, after Destiny has been completed. Good luck to everyone in the tournament, and below are the dates of each round!
Round 1: September 2nd
Round 2: September 13th
Round 3: September 24th
Round 4: October 4th
Round 5: October 15th
Finals: EVOLVE TakeOver: Paranoia (October 27th)
Winner gets his title match, with a 4 vote advantage, on December 1st, at EVOLVE TakeOver: No Rules.

One GM promotes equality, and lets his talent fight each other rather than himself.

The other, however, negs graphics because hes not in the center of them.

Longest reign in history. More combined days than anyone else. ore defences and combined defences than anyone else of any title. Only 300+ days reign. What a reign @Slim. And the new 19th World Champion, congrats to @BiC.
@Nebakos7 is the 100+ day man, now 6th.
@Broken Nate reaches over 50 days as Global Champ, now the 33rd longest reign in history
@Ross's US Title reign is the 7th longest of any reign in history.
@Flynn passes the 100 day mark with his Carnage Title reign and has the 11th longest reign ever
@Smith's 2 reigns now reach 14th. His other Tag Title reign with Slim and Nate reaches 22nd