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Yelich last won the day on June 24

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  1. Yelich

    Low Effort NXT

    Welcome back to NXT, we have dropped in the ratings war against AEW significantly due to the changes in the booking team, but we here at NXT don't really care enough to make any major changes to our product. Tonight we will see five more men and women vie for spots on the NXT roster including in our main event of the evening Matt Hardy going one on one with the returning Velveteen Dream. But that's not all, as we are also going to see the Undisputed Era's Kyle O'Reilly go one on one with Prince Pretty, Tyler Breeze. In tonight's opening contest we see more of our NXT contract matches as Peyton Royce goes one on one with Io Shirai. Now due to the fact that NXT has a lack of female tag teams as Team Kick was dismantled at WarGames from the heinous acts of Dakota Kai on her former best friend Tegan Nox, The IIconics must vie for their right to be on NXT separately with Peyton Royce going up against Io Shirai in our opening match tonight, and later on in our main event, Billie Kay will go one on one with the Submission Magician, the Queen of Spades, and most importantly, the NXT Women's Champion, Shayna Baszler. In a barnburner match with a hot start, the Genius of the Sky would fall to Peyton Royce when Royce would get a flash pinfall off of Shirai for the three count, running off with Billie Kay to avoid Shirai's wrath, Royce is now officially a member of NXT. In our next match, Luke Harper would go up against "The Archer of Infamy" Damian Priest, a man who after losing at WarGames and being eliminated quite unceremoniously by Randy Orton, is looking for a win to get him back on track, and one against Luke Harper might just be what he's looking for. Sadly Priest would not get that as Harper would be able to hit a Discus Clothesline for the pinfall victory. Luke Harper is now on NXT. After that match we would take a break from the contract matches as it is now time for Kyle O'Reilly vs Tyler Breeze. This match could have tag title implications as Kyle O'Reilly is one half of the NXT Tag Team champions, and with a win here for Tyler Breeze, Breezango would have to seem to be in a prime spot for a title match. And Tyler Breeze would actually get the win here, Fandango at ring side would keep the Undisputed Era's shenanigans at bay, at one point even handcuffing Roderick Strong for "gross garment wear." Kyle O'Reilly would get very distracted by this allowing for Tyler Breeze to recover from previous attacks so when O'Reilly finally turned back around he could hit the Beauty Shot for the 1.. 2.. 3. Fandango and Tyler Breeze would run off, Fandango jiggling the key to the handcuffs he put Strong in as Breezango go to the back, leaving the Undisputed Era seething. Now back to our contract matches. Shorty G (Chad Gable, he's Chad Gable, HIS NAME IS CHAD GABLE VINCENT, GET IT RIGHT, NO SELF-RESPECTING MAN WOULD CALL THEMSELVES "SHORTY G") going up against former Cruiserweight Champion Neville. Oh wait no sorry he's too good for this diary, I meant Drew Gulak. Drew Gulak would actually win after making Shorty G (VINCENT. HIS NAME. IS CHAD. GABLE.) tap out with the Gu-lock. Shorty G (I'm not even gonna tell you again Vincent, read the other sentences in the paragraph numnut) is not going to be coming to NXT. In the semi-main event of the evening, we see Billie Kay go up against Shayna Baszler. If Billie loses, she will be separated from her best friend Peyton Royce who has already won a contract on NXT earlier in the night against Io Shirai. Billie would give her best shot against Shayna, and she would also benefit from a little bit of help on the outside by Peyton Royce. But all would end badly when Shayna in the middle of the ring would lock in the Kirafuda Clutch on Billie Kay, making Billie tap out after an inordinate amount of time locked in. After the match Shayna would laugh as she went to the back as Billie and Peyton would cry in the middle of the ring as the IIconics are separated from each other. And in the main event of NXT we'd see Matt Hardy go one on one with the returning Velveteen Dream, Dream and Hardy would go back and forth, with both men being able to withstand many of the others signature offense. But Dream, just coming off of his back injury (by the way, I know Dream isn't expected to come back until 2020, but this is my diary so I do whatever I want) would have a target on his back (see what I did there, I'm a comedic genius) and Matt Hardy would hit a backstabber onto Dream which would put Dream in extreme pain, allowing Hardy to hit the Twist of Fate for the victory. Matt Hardy has joined the NXT roster. We close our show with Matt Hardy throwing up the V1 sign as Dream holds his back, scowling at Matt.
  2. Win a contribution title (haha lol that'll probably not happen) Win any title and hold it for over 2 months (haha lol that'll probably not happen) Have fun in kayfabe feuds and really explore my creative side some more (haha lol that'll probably not happen)
  3. Yelich

    Low Effort NXT

    I can already tell this is gonna be a mistake.... oh well I already wrote it. Let's see how low effort a diary can be. The entire backstory for this diary: Triple H decided this online dude going by the name of "Yelich" should book NXT. Whoops, that was a mistake. I'm taking this from after Survivor Series Groundrules: None. Roster: Look it up Champs: refer to what I said for the roster In the opening segment of NXT, William Regal announces new signees to the brand who are jumping ship after the dominating performance at Survivor Series. They are Luke Harper, Kevin Owens, Cesaro, The Revival, EC3, Eric Young, Apollo Crews, The IIconics, Matt Hardy, Chad Gable, Ruby Riott, Sarah Logan, Liv Morgan, and Mickie James. However, there would be a catch, these people would have to earn their way into NXT contracts because as the number one brand as shown by Survivor Series, we can't just let anyone on the A show. So everyone over the next few weeks will have to win a match for a contract. Up next is one of these contract matches, Eric Young vs Jordan Myles. Young would finish off Myles in under a minute, and Myles would leave dejected. Young is now on the NXT roster. This is the first and also last time you'll ever see Jordan Myles in this diary, savor it. COMMERCIAL BREAK: BUY MY SPAM, EAT MY SPAM, REP MY... wait a second. Next segment is Mickie James vs Dakota Kai, the two would have a good match, in fact go look up dakota kai vs candice lerae highlights, now replace candice with mickie james. Boom, perfect. James "wins" by DQ when Kai hits her with Tegan Nox's kneebrace, Kai attacks her more until Rhea Ripley runs out for the save. Mickie is now on the NXT roster. COMMERCIAL BREAK: i've already run out of ideas for this commercial shit Next match is Liv Morgan vs Bianca Belair. Liv would put up a good fight, but it wouldn't be good enough to defeat the EST of NXT. Belair would hit the KOD and pin Liv in the middle of the ring for the victory. Liv Morgan is now the first person to fail to earn an NXT contract. COMMERCIAL BREAK: NXT is now commercial free Then we have our only non-contract match of the night, in this match Cameron Grimes is going one on one with KUSHIDA. Grimes would go for the Death From Above (i think that's the name of the move, i'm too lazy to fact check this) at the beginning of the match but KUSHIDA would slide under it. The match would then continue from here as a high paced bout, with both men (Grimes especially) trying to pull out a quick win. The match would end when Grimes would suddenly catch KUSHIDA with a Death From Above (again, not gonna check if that's the correct name) for the three count. In the semi-main event of our show, EC3 would face off with Isaiah "Swerve" Scott for his spot on NXT. In a well contested bout, EC3 would hit the One Percenter (or whatever his finisher is called, like Cameron Grimes, I am too lazy to look it up) on Scott for the three count. Everybody in Full Sail rejoices as Ethan Carter III is saved from the blackhole that is the main roster. And in the main event of the evening, Cesaro would vie for his contract with NXT in a match against the NXT UK Champion, WALTER. The amount of European Uppercuts from Cesaro and Chops from WALTER is extraordinary, Cesaro is even able to do the giant swing on WALTER for 20 rotations to a huge pop by the Full Sail Audience. But sadly, Cesaro is unable to defeat The Ring General, as WALTER would pick up Cesaro for a big powerbomb for the victory. That's NXT, I'm going to sleep. Should I bold this and make the text black..... nah too much work. cya.
  4. Playoff Prediction: 1. LSU 2. Ohio State 3. Clemson 4. Utah New Year's Six Predictions: Rose Bowl: Oregon (Pac 12 at large) vs Wisconsin (Big 10 at large) Sugar Bowl: Oklahoma vs Georgia Cotton Bowl: Memphis vs Penn State Orange Bowl: Virginia vs Florida
  5. Carnage returns from commercial break and we cut to Yelich in a room with his therapist who we have not seen on BPZ Programming for what seems like over a year now. He seems like he has recovered from the multiple attacks Julius had on him. The therapy session is already underway as we begin to watch. Yelich: W-What am I doing? What happened to me? I-I was doing so good, I was a champion, I was so close to my dreams and.... Flynn, Mikey, Bullet Proof. It was them right? I was so good, I-It couldn't have been me. If it weren't for them I would still be North American Champion. Therapist: Yelich you had been off of Carnage television the month prior to your title defense against KENJI and it was reported that you were missing, Mikey even said it prior to Carnage Wildcard. Now, where were you during that time period? Yelich: NO! N-n-no you're wrong. You're wrong you have to be wrong. I-I was trai- I was mentally prepa- I was... I was. Therapist: Yelich, where were you? Yelich: I.... I was scared to show up to work okay? My general manager was against me, Mikey was angry because I beat him for the title, and then.... and then they tried to recruit KENJI for Bullet Proof. I know he declined the offer but I was still scared he was going to spring up and attack me. O-or Flynn, or Mikey. They were going to do anything to keep me from being champion because of some grudge Flynn has on me. I.. I was scared. So I holed myself up at home. I didn't need to be anywhere until Wildcard, BPZ could go without me on it's programming for a few weeks..... This is stupid, I'm sorry, this is my fault, I shouldn't be projecting my problems onto other people, I'm sorry. Therapist: No Yelich don't apologize for how you feel. You're letting you're emotions out, you being scared to go to work in this situation is a perfectly normal feeling and it would be wrong of anybody to tell you wrong of it. Yelich is silent for a moment, as if wondering what to say, how to configure his feelings into words in a way that is understandable. Yelich: I'm just... I'm scared of changing again. I've been doing so good, I didn't want a good thing to be ruined... I don't want to be ruined. Not again..... I-I want to get back on my medication. Therapist: You've been having so much progress Yelich. We just got you off of your meds, you haven't had an episode in so long, I don't think it'd be wise to put you ba- Yelich: Just... please. Therapist:....okay, I'll write you a prescription. Yelich: thank you. Yelich's Therapist quickly scribbles on a notepad, writing up Yelich's prescription. Therapist: Is there anything else you would like to ask of me Yelich? Yelich: Yes... C-can you come back on the road with me? I need you near in case of any more episodes. Therapist: I can do that. Well I'll be seeing you soon. Text me your schedule. I'll see you soon. Yelich: Yeah... see you soon. Yelich's Therapist gets up from his chair and goes to walk out the door, Yelich stays sitting down in his chair for a moment, his head in his hands, reflecting. Yelich's therapist stops at the door and sees Yelich in this state, so he tries to get his attention. Yelich takes his head out of his hands and looks at his therapist. Therapist: Hey... you'll get through this. I know you will. Yelich:...Yeah, gotcha. Yelich's Therapist leaves out of the door and closes it behind him, leaving Yelich a moment of solace in the room by himself. Yelich puts his head back in his hands as Carnage returns to a commercial break.
  6. Bayley (SmackDown) vs. Becky Lynch (Raw) vs. Shayna Baszler (NXT) Viking Raiders (Raw) vs. The New Day (Smackdown) vs. The Undisputed Era (NXT) AJ Styles (Raw) vs. Roderick Strong (NXT) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura (Smackdown) NXT (Unannounced) vs. Raw (Seth Rollins, Drew McIntyre, Kevin Owens, Randy Orton & Ricochet) vs. SmackDown (Roman Reigns, Mustafa Ali, Braun Strowman, Baron Corbin, Chad Gable) NXT (Rhea Ripley, Candice LeRae, Io Shirai, Bianca Belair and Toni Storm) vs. Raw (Charlotte Flair, Natalya, Asuka, Kairi Sane, Sarah Logan) vs. SmackDown (Sasha Banks, Carmella, Dana Brooke, Lacey Evans, Nikki Cross) WWE Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Rey Mysterio NXT Championship: Adam Cole (c) vs Pete Dunne Universal Championship: 'The Fiend' Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Daniel Bryan Bonus Questions: First match on the card? Bayley vs Lynch vs Baszler Second to last match on the card? Brock Lesnar vs. Rey Mysterio Predict the 5 members of Team NXT? (One point 3/5 correct, Two points for 5/5): Tommaso Ciampa, Keith Lee, Dominik Dijakovic, Finn Balor, and Killian Dain Women's Survivor Series 1st elimination? Sarah Logan Men's Survivor Series 1st elimination? Kevin Owens Will the 24/7 Championship change hands during the PPV? Yes
  7. The Astros were also cheating AND STILL couldn't win the World Series too.
  8. Yelich

    A Low Moment

    Yelich is walking out of the locker room in street clothes, the show ended about an hour ago and most performers have left but it seems the former BPZ North American Champion has not, instead getting wasted in the locker room. A bottle of beer in hand he stumbles around. A man walks by, clearly done for the night, seeming to try to leave the building. Yelich goes to shout at him. I- I didn't lose, that wasn't my fault. I- It was Flynn right? I was screwed! Mikey distracted me! Everything is rigged against me! I should still be BPZ North American Champion! Right guys! Right? right? The man has started walking quicker away after taking one look back at the sad state of affairs Yelich is in. Unwashed, Unkempt, his shirt is all wrinkled and half tucked, he's stumbling, stuttering, and slurring his words. It's pathetic. Yelich stumbles back first into the wall and slides down. He begins to hug his knees before taking a swig of his beer, tears are welling up in his eyes. This isn't my fault right? I should have the title... right? It's all Flynn's fault, not mine. Yelich shakes his head, almost as if he is attempting to reject all of the negative thoughts in his head, trying to keep up a facade of self-confidence. It doesn't seem to be working. Yelich takes his beer and guzzles the rest of it. He then begins rocking back and forth while hugging his knees with his arms. It's Flynn's fault. I-I'm still good. I'm still on my way to being a top guy right? That was a fluke... It's all Bullet Proof, It's all Flynn. Yelich shoves his head down into his knees, keeping his face obscured from anyone who might pass by. His breath hitches as he attempts to cry silently. Yelich then tries to drink form his beer bottle but when he goes to drink nothing comes out, it's empty. Yelich sighs at it and tosses it aside. Yelich then just sits there for a moment, looking at the wall, reflecting. Yelich then fishes around his pocket for a bit before removing his phone from it. He clicks around on it for a bit before bringing it up to his ear, calling someone. H-help. I-I think I'm broken. Please fix me. Yelich stays on the phone for a moment before hanging up and putting the phone face down on the concrete floor. Yelich buries his face back into his knees as he attempts to obscure people from this low moment. The screen fades to black.
  9. OOC: You should've buried me, but good on you for not doing that.
  10. Yelich


    Name: Yelich Nicknames: None Figurehead: Christian Signatures: Whirlybird (Sliced Bread #2) Sharpshooter Frog Splash Finishers: "Concussion Syndrome" (Piledriver) Canadian Destroyer Backstory: Yelich has been pushed down his entire professional wrestling career by his multiple personality disorder. Yelich has 26 separate personalities, and the only similarity between all 26 is they want to wrestle... except for Lyle (but we don't talk about Lyle). Recently however Yelich's therapist has helped him focus more on life and this has stopped lots of personality changes and Yelich has had the same stable personality for almost half a year now and he is more determined than ever to gain success in the wrestling industry... though sooner or later, will his personalities change, or can he stay stable? Only time will tell. Age: 29
  11. I am very late on this but, first podcast VOD! Let's hope it's not the last.... next podcast is after Halloween Havoc. Enjoy my stupid voice and three other normal sounding voices.
  12. Remove or better explain and enforce the begging rule. I and I assume others as well are confused with the rule after the Slim situation. Screenshots I have seen of the situation were inconclusive at best and at worst there wasn't begging at all, and since the moderators refuse to show any evidence of this begging I have no clue why any of this happened. I know I probably shouldn't be putting my nose where it doesn't belong but I just want to make sure that we can understand what this rule is and what is means so we can avoid situations like this in the future. And if that isn't good enough or if that doesn't work, just remove it, because it just causes more problems than it solves right now.
  13. I would like to hear your reasons if that's not too much of a bother.
  14. Yelich

    The Resistance

    We are on the Survival Games Pre-Show when we return from a brief commercial break, hyping up "BPZ Commentaries" on the BPZ Neccework. On returning we see on the screen the BPZ North American Champion Yelich in his ring gear, sat down on a bench as he is taping up his wrists for his match tonight where he will defend his BPZ North American Championship against Mikey with Mikey's Bullet Proof buddy BiC as the special guest referee. Yelich finishes taping up his wrist before putting the tape down and resting his elbows on his knees. Yelich then looks at the camera and talks. What happens when one man goes up against a battalion? Normally, the man loses, he dies or gets severely injured and imprisoned. That's what normally happens. Tonight, on the match card it says I am going one on one with Mikey for my BPZ North American Championship with the Special Guest Referee BiC. But that's not true, tonight I am one man going against a battalion. The match card may say I face Mikey with BiC as the special guest referee but that's not the full extent of it at all. Mikey is the newest member of the Bullet Proof stable, the one founded by Bashka who also allowed in the First Class Express, Hans and my special guest referee tonight, BiC. And then there's that fifth member, the man who hates me for some odd reason and only wishes to see my failure. The Undisputed Champion and Carnage General Manager, Flynn, then man who added this stipulation of the Special Guest Referee. It may seem tonight that I only have to deal with BiC and Mikey, but if Bullet Proof's history of attacking people, of attacking me especially, it's that they like to be in a group. Tonight I am going up against a battalion. But tonight I won't allow myself to be defeated. Bullet Proof hold so much power currently, they are champions of our company and they seek more power, and it seems no one but me is interested in trying to halt this. Everyone else is out there for revenge or personal gain when they are facing Bullet Proof. But no one but me is out there to stop Bullet Proof from becoming more powerful. I am the only resistance to this cancer that's sprung in this company currently. And just like with all cancers, they need to be squashed early before they become overbearing. I am the only man who seeks to do that tonight. I will not allow title's prestige will not be tarnished by Mikey. I will not allow Bullet Proof to get any stronger. I am the sole resistance to Bullet Proof right now, if I lose tonight I'm letting them push over the first domino, leading to their ultimate takeover of BPZ. They already have the General Manager Spot, and the Undisputed, Tag, and United States championships, I can not allow them to get more. Failure is not an option for me tonight. I must win. I must retain my BPZ North American Championship at all costs. Yes, the special guest referee is BiC, a man I do not trust one bit. Yes, Bullet Proof has multiple members that can interfere at any time in my match. But I can't let that stop me, for I am the so;e resistance, and tonight I can't and I won't fail to stop Bullet Proof. The camera then fades to black before going back to the Survival Games Pre-Show Panel where they begin to talk about Yelich's final statements before his match tonight against Mikey.

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