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  1. I’ll wait for my induction next year quietly, and for now congratulate you 5 on making it into the Hall of Fame. I knew Slim and Tamer as dominant forces from when I first came here, Sameer was always a big name when I first came here as well. Then Necce and Joh have both been great, Joh revolutionised diaries with Johmeister Forums Wrestling and Necce is arguably the greatest promoer ever. Congrats to you all
  2. Brotherhood Dijak Owens Lynch Reigns Charlotte Flair The Rock Trish/Rock Pentagon Matt Riddle and Keith Lee
  3. YESS I GOT A WIN. On a serious note, I hope you guys keep this up, when it’s been it’s been a very enjoyable diary
  4. Women’s Elimination Chamber Match (Winner Faces Raw Women’s Champion Becky Lynch at WrestleMania) Natalya vs. Liv Morgan vs. Shayna Baszler vs. Asuka vs. Ruby Riott vs. Sarah Logan - Women's Chamber - First Pick: Elimination Chamber. Earn 2 points if this pick wins Shayna Baszler - Women's Chamber - Second Pick: Elimination Chamber. Earn 1 points if this pick wins Asuka Intercontinental Championship 3-on-1 Handicap Match (c) Braun Strowman vs. Shinsuke Nakamura, Cesaro and Sami Zayn SmackDown Tag Team Championship Elimination Chamber Match (c) The Miz and John Morrison vs. The New Day vs. The Usos vs. Heavy Machinery vs. Lucha House Party vs. Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode - Tag Team Chamber - First Pick: Elimination Chamber. Earn 2 points if this pick wins Miz and Morrison - Tag Team Chamber - Second Pick: Earn 1 points if this pick wins Usos No Disqualification Match Aleister Black vs. AJ Styles Raw Tag Team Championship Match (c) The Street Profits vs. Seth Rollins and Buddy Murphy United States Championship Match (c) Andrade vs. Humberto Carrillo Singles Match Daniel Bryan vs. Drew Gulak Bonus Questions: First PPV Match (Non-Preshow) Women’s Chamber Second to Last Match? IC Title Who will be the first woman eliminated in the Womens Chamber? Sarah Logan Who will be the first team eliminated in the Tag Team Chamber? Lucha House Party Will the 24/7 championship change hands during the PPV? yes Will Ronda Rousey make an appearance? No
  5. Nonsense. What do you mean? For me it would be beating FDS at Mania. I know the controversy surrounding it afterwards but it meant a lot to win that match and win IC
  6. September 3rd 2019 Welcome to Evolve and tonight we have 2 massive matches. Hans Clayton vs Echo Wilson for the United States Championship, and William Smith vs Bart for the North American Championship The show started with BPZ World Champion Sameer in the ring, praising how great he was as World Champ, and how he had destroyed so called legends like Ryan and Bashka. Music hit and Ryan came down to the ring, and a heated confrontation seemed to begin, with Ryan demanding a shot at Sameers title after his victory over Brenden at SummerSlam. However suddenly Bashka made his presence known, coming to the apron and demanding he should have a match for the title at Bad Blood. Evolve GM Sheridan came out, and announced that next week Ryan Reeves would face Bashka with the winner challenging Sameer at Bad Blood United States Championship No Disqualification Match: Hans Clayton (c) vs Echo Wilson And after 2 amazing battles, we get our third meeting between Bulletproof's Hans Clayton and Kingdom's Echo Wilson, and this time it is No DQ in what is the last ever defence of the United States title . Clayton comes to the ring solo, whilst Echo Wilson comes with Julius and Slim as backup, no Bart however who was preparing for his match later tonight against Smith. And Hans Clayton thought he had the match won early on when he nailed Echo with a Shooting Hans Press however Julius and Slim pulled Echo out of the ring and to safety. Hans wasted no time, running off the ropes and hitting Slim and Julius with a Suicide Dive, before he tried to take on all 3 members of Kingdom at once. He had the advantage, but Echo nailed him with a chair shot to the back Echo threw the chair into the ring and then the 3 members of Kingdom began beating down Hans. Echo then nailed Hans with a Bloody Sunday on the outside of the ring, before rolling him into the ring However as Echo looked to return to the ring, SUDDENLY ALEX COSTA, MIKEY AND ISAIAH CARTER EMERGED. THE REST OF BULLETPROOF ARE HERE. And they wasted no time in making an impact, engaging in a brawl with Kingdom. Mikey and Alex, Firing Squad, brawled with Slim and Julius around the arena, as Echo and Carter did battle. Echo caught Carter off guard with a Superkick, before he threw Carter head first into the steps Echo then returned to the ring and scaled for the ropes, looking to nail Hans with the Stardust Stomp and win US for a record breaking 3rd time. However as he jumped Hans rolled out of the way, then grabbed a chair and knocked Echo to the floor with a chair shot. Hans immediately scales the ropes, lining up Echo for the Spiral Tap, which gives Hans the 3 count and the victory Next up, we saw Sheridan knocking on the door of BPZ Superstar Arius. As she did this piano music began to play from inside the room and you can faintly hear Arius beginning to monologue Rin Akane opens the door, looking frustrated. She says Arius is busy monologuing to his ghouls, but Sheridan asks to talk to him. Rin refuses but says she can take the message Sheridan said she highly values Arius and wants to give him a chance to have the first shot at the BPZ Intercontinental Championship after Bad Blood. Rin says Arius will think about it and the segment ends Next up we saw SSW Club in the ring. The 4 members were furious with their apparent lack of opportunities, and offered an open challenge to anyone on Evolve However they were answered by someone who isn't on Evolve, Jonathan. The crowd erupted for "Jonny Kills" who came to the ring and used his incredible stiff style to flatten Epic, Dozer and Maasa with a series of kicks and knees. The 3 men lay on the floor unconscious as Jonny raised his arms out to the leader of SSW Club Joshua Scott and beckoned him to fight. Scott refused and Jonny seemed to choose to spare him, leaving the ring with the simple message, Jonathan is back Now Bulldozer offered his hand out for Josh to pull him up but Josh refused, instead walking out of the ring. What does this mean for the future of SSW Club? With our main event next, we saw Sameer sat in the locker room talking to the owner of BPZ and his best friend Brenden. Sameer and Brenden were bitching about Sheridans decisions, furious as neither believed Ryan or Bash deserved a title shot Sameer asked Brenden to overrule Sheridans decisions but Bren said that Sheridan now had equal ownership of Evolve and that he could neither overrule or fire her However he made Sameer the promise that he would solve this, before leaving Sameer on the words "don't worry you wont be defending the title at Bad Blood" BPZ North American Championship: Bart Hoogveld (c) vs William Smith What. A. Dream. Match. William Smith was wrestling his first match in over a year and he was looking to claim his first NA title. With the Kingdom incapacitated from earlier, Bart was flying solo "Can You Feel My Heart" finished playing and the crowd were electric as the song finished and the bell rang. SMITH BURST OUT WITH ELECTRICITY, NAILING BART WITH A SICK KICK AND THEN HITTING THE 8TH SIN SMITH COVERS. 1,2, NO BART KICKS OUT. Smith smiles, understanding how tough of an opponent Bart will be and waits for him to get to his feet. When he does Bart suddenly kicks Smith in the stomach AND HITS THE LAST BREATH. The two lay down both unconscious from such a frantic start. Both got to their feet and put on another 20 minutes of awesome non stop back and forth action. It came to an end when Smith locked in an Omoplata Crossface and Bart tapped out, giving William Smith the North American title on his return to BPZ. Goodnight Bad Blood Current Card (Other Matches TBA) Sameer (c) vs Bash/Ryan - World Championship William Smith vs Hans Clayton vs Julius Jones - Intercontinental Championship (Unification of IC, US and NA) KENJI vs Bob Sparks - European Championship (Unification of Prem and NXT) MITB Ladder Match: George vs Brad vs ??? vs ??? vs ??? vs ??? Blade vs Kieron - Number One Contender to Universal Championship
  7. Not really a forums suggestion but just a discord suggestion, I feel like we should have 2 separate sports chats, one for football (soccer) and the other one for normal sports, because 80% of what is said in sportschat is football anyway
  8. JoshsNow


    Better late than never IT HAS BEEN 3 WEEKS SINCE WE LAST HEARD THIS THEME SONG. The man who is fighting for his career, Joshua Scott, is here on the last Carnage before St Valentines Day Massacre. Defeats to Pablo and Arius mean that if Josh loses his next match, then he will be forced to retire. And with St Valentines Day Massacre this week, will Josh be competing then? We’re about to find out as Josh steps into the ring and grabs a mic from the ring announcer I’m back The crowd erupt for the Showoff who gives an awkward smile to the crowd, ruffles his hair and begins talking Sorry all I have been busy with recovering from injuries from my matches against Pablo and Arius, and from the brutal attack from Gary Green. But the good news is I now have a restraining order against Gary Green The crowd cheer WHICH MEANS HE CANT INTERFERE IN MY MATCH THIS SUNDAY. That’s right beautiful ladies, and decent looking gentlemen, this Sunday I will put my career on the line against an opponent. If I win I don’t have to worry about anything but if I lose, that’s it So I spent the last few weeks mulling over who it could be. But I live by a motto from the greatest song of this century. I’m sure you will recognise the song 🎼 I’m going to fight them all, a Seven Nations Army couldn’t hold me back 🎼 Of course those are the lyrics to Seven Nations Army my theme song. But those are also the lyrics I base my life off. I am often trolled by horrible people on social media. “JoshsNow is shit he lost 40 times in 1 year” “How is this fool still in BrendenPlayz.” In fact one account named SDF issued a death threat against me. But the point is, when you look at those 40 losses, you realise the reason I have that many losses is because I fight anybody and everybody I can. To gain experience. To do what I love most. Too many people in this company hide behind easy victories and people act like they are great. They are too scared to do anything. I FOR 42 MONTHS HAVE GIVEN MY ALL AGAINST EVERYBODY And you look at the names I have beaten. Ryan Reeves. Echo Wilson. Slim. Flynn. Marker. GRV, Suby, Toxik, Arrow. SummerGamz. FDS. James Ropati. Ark Universe. Prince. Avan Wolfe. I have beat some of the very best. I have faced everyone there is to face but one man always seems to beat me Julius. Everyone knows the history of me and Julius. I took him under my wing in the JoshTourage, he betrayed me in the 2018 Royal Rumble, he joined forces with Flynn when we feuded over IC and then we fought twice July 2018 in the King of the Ring semi finals was our first battle, one he won thanks to interference from Echo Wilson. Our second battle was in May 2019 for the IC Title, one he once again won due to controversial circumstances Now I challenge him to one final match. World Title vs Career. You see Julius, whilst part of the reason I want to fight you is due to our history, another reason is due to that world title you hold All my career I have imagined myself a failure. I have made it my mission to be the first post 2015 guy to win World. I HAVE POURED MY FREAKING HEART AND FREAKING SOUL INTO DOING THAT. But when I stepped into the ring with Arius, I knew he was something different. He will win the World title this year. Whether it’s at BPZ Mania or afterwards he will win it. And if by some miracle he doesn’t. Someone else will. This is the year I cannot stop them. The only way to do it is to win it before them. And if I can’t do that, then I don’t deserve to have a career in BPZ. I deserve to go down as a failure, as Josh the Jobber Josh stops, looking a little emotional before putting on his awkward smile for the camera again So Julius what do you say old buddy old pal. Me vs you. Title vs Career. St Valentines Day Massacre
  9. Martin Tyler: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to FIFAs new latest idea. The Football Royal Rumble for the 2019 Ballon D’or. Joining me is Gary Neville, Jamie Carragher and Didier Drogba Neville: Nice to be here Martin. Of course after the 2018 Ballon D’or results, we couldn’t rely on another voting after Modrics victory. Didier what did you think of last years victory for Luka Modric Drogba: A disgrace. It was a fucking disgrace Carragher: I agree Didier, how the hell did Mohammed Salah not win the award, the little dancer. But now the 2019 Ballon D’or will be decided by a Royal Rumble, featuring the 30 nominees Tyler: Now lets begin. Who will be Number One (1) Leo Messi And here is Number One, the European Golden Shoe winner and one of this year’s favourites. He makes his way to the ring, ready for whoever Number 2 will be (2) Cristiano Ronaldo OH MY GOD. The crowd erupt as CR7 makes his way to the ring, staring down with his mortal enemy. The two stare down as the bell rings. These 2 waste no time, each throwing punches at each other. Ronaldos physicality allows him to take control, and he shouts “stupid dwarf” at Messi as he tries to throw him out of the ring. However Messi stays in and Ronaldo furiously waits for number three to arrive (3) Donny Van De Beek And here comes the young Ajax man. Van De Beek comes into the ring, and Ronaldo comes straight after him, obviously upset over Ajax eliminating Juve last year in the UCL. However Messi and Donny team up on CR7, forcing Ronaldo to roll out of the ring. The two continue to trade shots, as Number 4 comes to the ring (4) Marquinhos And here comes the enforcer of PSG. He sees Ronaldo on the outside, and takes him out with a big boot. He then rolls into the ring and floors Van De Beek, then Messi. Messi however holds up 6 fingers, reminding Marquinhos of the 6-1 victory 3 years ago. Marquinhos snaps and unloads with stomps on Messi, before awaiting the entrance of number 5 (5) Joao Felix And here comes the wonder kid. He looks nervous entering the ring, perhaps dreaming of the days when he was back at Benfica. He enters the ring nervously as he stares down with Marquinhos. On the outside, Simeone screams at Felix to do something but Felix freezes and Marquinhos responds with a headbutt. Marquinhos tries to eliminate Felix but is unsuccessful as number 6 comes to the ring (6) Gini Wijnaldum ”YES” screams Jamie Carragher as he promises his co commentators the winner has just come to the ring. Wijnaldum looks like it, immediately taking down Marquinhos, and then Leo Messi. He then comes face to face with Van De Beek, and the two Dutchmen look each other down before both look at Felix, before nailing Felix with a double clothesline. The Dutchmen have formed an alliance, and stare down Ronaldo as he returns to the ring, and number 7 enters (7) Karim Benzema ITS BENZEMA. THE CROWD ERUPT AS RONALDO SMILES, WITH HIS OLD TEAMMATE BENZEMA RUNNING TO THE RING. Benzema stands alongside Ronaldo as the two stare off with Van De Beek and Wijnaldum, only for Benzema to clothesline Ronaldo. Benzema looks down at his former partner, before trying to eliminate him. Ronaldo fights back and takes advantage in his brawl with Benzema. Now the Dutchmen await Number 8 (8) Marc Andre Ter Stegen Its Ter Stegen coming in, WHAT THE HELL. TER STEGEN WAS JUST BLINDSIDED BY A MASKED MAN. The masked man looks down at Ter Stegen and leaves, as action returns to the ring. Van De Beek and Wijnaldum carry on their assault, looking for the first elimination of the match, targeting Marquinhos. Messi and Benzema lay on the floor as Ronaldo and Felix stand off. The present of Portugal and the future of Portugal stare each other down as Number 9 enters (9) Kalidou Koulibaly Here comes Koulibaly. He runs into the ring, and steamrolls Marquinhos. He clotheslines Messi, and then dropkick Benzema. Suddenly he turns his attentions to the Dutch duo and the Dutch duo unload on him, before Wijnaldum and Van De Beek, throw him over the top rope KOULIBALY IS ELIMINATED WE HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION. KOULIBALY IS GONE. He furiously leaves as the Dutch duo celebrate, only to be attacked from behind by the Portuguese duo of Ronaldo and Felix. CR7 seems to have found himself an ally, as they await number 10 (10) Hugo Lloris We see Lloris drinking backstage, before somebody calls his name. Lloris desperately fumbles for his car keys and shouts “I’m fit to drive.” However he collapses, and numerous FIFA officials surround him. They shout for the back up option to come to the ring In the ring, Benzema has taken control of the match, and looks as number 10 enters. OH MY GOD ITS MATHIEU VALBUENA. Benzema looks panicked as he sees this entrance, and runs to the outside, and takes a camera, pretending to be a cameraman, perhaps an ironic choice given his history with Valbuena Valbuena is only here for one man, and he unleashes a brutal steel chair beat down on Benzema. Valbeuna rolls Benzema into the ring, and throws him out. Valbuena then leaves himself, as number 11 comes to the ring VALBUENA AND BENZEMA ARE ELIMINATED. (11) Son Heung Min Here comes “The Animal” Heung Min Son. Son runs into the ring, where Messi, Ronaldo, Felix, Wijnaldum, Van De Beek and Marquinhos remain. Son goes straight, for Messi, nailing him with a Dropkick that busts Messi open. Son falls to his knees and begins to pray, as if apologising. He didn’t have long to do that though as Wijnaldum got his second elimination of the night by throwing Son over the top rope HEUNG MIN SON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED (12) Dusan Tadic Here comes Dusan Tadic, who stole the show at the Bernabeu last season for Ajax. He rolls into the ring and stares off with Wijnaldum. The two stare down, but Van De Beek tries to break it up. Both men try to convince Van De Beek to side with them, and the young man looks conflicted, before clotheslining Wiljnaldum. Now Tadic and Van De Beek await number 13 (13) Pierre-Emerick Aubamayang Here comes Arsenals’ Auba, and he runs into the ring, and is straight away laughed at. The people in the ring remind him he isn’t meant to be fighting tonight, he is meant to be fighting on Thursday night instead. Auba remembers this and nods, before eliminating himself AUBAMEYANG IS ELIMINATED However, suddenly Ter Stegen runs into the ring and goes to battle with Tadic and Van De Beek. Of course Ter Stegen was attacked earlier but he is back and fighting as the clock counts down for 14 (14) Joe Gomez Here comes Joe Gomez. Joe runs into the ring and stares down with Tadic and Van De Beek, helping his Liverpool teammate Wijnaldum up, and the 4 engage in a mass brawl. Meanwhile, Ronaldo is ordering Felix about, and looks at the bust open Messi on the floor. Ronaldo tells Felix to attack Messi and Felix complies, with Ronaldo sitting back and smiling. The clock counts down as Marquinhos and Ter Stegen do battle (15) Antoine Griezmann AND HERE COMES BACKUP. Griezmann runs to the ring and immediately joins the battle with Messi, Ronaldo and Felix. The two back off, and Messi and Griezmann stare down with Ronaldo and Felix. As the two stare down, Griezmann asks to stand in Messis spot because he performs better there but Messi refuses. The two argue and Ronaldo and Felix take advantage by beating them down (16) Bobby Firmino A bright light engulfs the arena, which turns out to be the teeth of Bobby Firmino. Firmino runs to the ring and stands alongside Gini and Joe. The 3 take down Ronaldo and Felix, and begin to try throw Messi over the top rope. However Ter Stegen appears and floors Firmino, only to be taken out by Wijnaldum. Wijnaldum gets involved in a brawl with Van De Beek and Tadic, leaving just the two centre backs Marquinhos and Gomez. Gomez comes out better and waits for number 17 to come to the ring (17) Raheem Sterling ITS RAHEEM STERLING. The crowd erupt as Sterling runs into the ring and stares off with Gomez, the other 10 men in the ring unconscious around the ring, with Ronaldo rolling out of the ring, and then under the ring. Sterling and Gomez stare off, only FOR STERLING TO LOW BLOW GOMEZ. Griezmann takes advantage by throwing Gomez over the top rope JOE GOMEZ IS ELIMINATED Now Griezmann and Sterling exchange punches as number 18 comes to the ring (18) Luis Suarez HERE COMES THE ANIMAL. Suarez runs into the ring, and stares face to face with Sterling and Griezmann. His former striking partner, and his former striking partner. A rare bit of compassion appears on the face of Luis Suarez, who follows up by punching GRIEZMANN IN THE FACE. Suarez now looks and hugs his former PARTNER STERLING. However Sterling pushes away and starts screaming that Suarez just tried to bite him. It turns out Suarez just double crossed Sterling. We think. The two exchange punches as the countdown begins (19) Matthias De Ligt Here comes the former Golden Boy, and the 6 foot 2 defender wastes no time running to the ring, throwing the smaller Sterling to the floor. Suarez watches on as De Ligt takes out the entire ring, before De Ligt suddenly turns and stares down with Tadic and Van De Beek as the clock counts down (20) Eden Hazard Now Hazard, erm, jogs to the ring at full pelt, interrupting the reunion between new and old Ajax teammates. Hazard tries to attack the trio but all 3 suddenly turn towards him, and Tadic nails him with a Dropkick. Van De Beek clotheslines him out of the ring and onto the apron, and De Ligt follows up with a Big Boot to eliminate Hazard EDEN HAZARD IS ELIMINATED The 3 carry on their stare off, Tadic and Van De Beek staring down with De Ligt, the man that left Ajax for Piemonte Calcio. Meanwhile Suarez helps Messi and Griezmann to their feet, Firmino and Wiljnaldum stomp at Sterling, whilst Marquinhos picks on Felix and Ter Stegen as the countdown begins (21) Frenkie De Jong OH MY. ITS FRENKIE DE JONG. The crowd erupt as De Jong runs down to the ring and joins the battle, siding with De Ligt against Tadic and Van De Beek. AND THE BATTLE BETWEEN CURRENT AND PAST AJAX TEAMMATES BEGIND. Tadic and Van De Beek vs De Ligt and De Jong. De Ligt takes full advantage, getting his second and third elimination of the match by eliminating Tadic and Van De Beek, and fair play to the latter, who lasted nearly 30 minutes in this match. Suddenly De Ligt is stomped on by De Jong, Suarez and Messi as Griezmann watches on. Suddenly Griezmann attacks Suarez, possibly angry about the earlier attack. However Messi doesn’t waste time, throwing Griezmann over the top rope. Ter Stegen joins in the assault, and De Ligt finds himself 1 on 4 against Barcelona’s best. However suddenly they are blindsided by Wijnaldum and Firmino as the crowd erupt. Firmino throws out Ter Stegen, and then De Jong, as Messi and Suarez fight Wiljnaldum and Firmino. Meanwhile Joao Felix is back on his feet and he eliminates De Ligt, and cheers at successfully gaining an elimination as the countdown begins DE JONG, DE LIGT, TADIC, TER STEGEN, VAN DE BEEK AND GRIEZMANN ARE ELIMINATED (22) Riyadh Mahrez The Algerian now joins the fray, and stands alongside Sterling, creating a standoff between duos. Sterling and Mahrez of City, Messi and Suarez of Barca, Wijnaldum and Firmino of Liverpool, and the 6 go to war with each other, exchanging punches. Meanwhile Marquinhos and Felix continue to do battle, as the countdown begins again (23) Bernardo Silva AND HERE COMES THE THIRD MAN FOR CITY. Silva immediately joins the brawl, helping City to come out on top against Liverpool and Barca. Silva follows this up by grabbing his Portuguese teammate Felix, and throwing him out of the ring, as Marquinhos rests. However suddenly the 3 city men turn to see Firmino, Wiljnaldum, Messi and Suarez stood together, and suddenly the numbers game is against City. A brawl begins once again, with Wiljnaldum gaining eliminations by throwing out Silva and Sterling, whilst Firmino eliminated Mahrez, to leave 5 in the ring, as the countdown begins again MAHREZ, STERLING, FELIX AND SILVA ELIMINATED (23) Robert Lewandowski Here comes the Polish and Bayern superstar striker, Lewandowski. All 5 men in the ring turn their attention to the apron, as the Eastern European makes his presence known. And he wastes no time running into the ring and flooring Suarez, then Marquinhos, before brawling with Messi. Just as he looks like he is about to eliminate Messi, he can’t quite manage it as Messi holds on for dear life. Suddenly Firmino tips Lewa over the top rope, eliminating him ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI IS ELIMINATED A shock elimination as now we look to the countdown for the next person to arrive (24) Sadio Mane And now Firmino and Wijnaldum are joined by Mane. Mane now helps the Liverpool trio as they tear about the other 3 men in the ring, in Messi, Suarez and Marquinhos. However they seem unable to eliminate anyone, as we await number 25 (25) Mohamed Salah The Liverpool domination continues, with 4 of the 7 men in the ring currently Liverpool players. And the domination continues, it’s strange, almost as if Liverpool don’t want to eliminate anyone, they are just weakening their opponents as we await the next few entrants (26) Trent Alexander Arnold And it’s yet another Liverpool player. One of the best right backs in the world today, if not the best, the young Trent Alexander Arnold is looking for a Ballon D’or. But for now, he helps his teammates, by throwing 5 steel chairs into the ring. Wiljnaldum tees up on Marquinhos, Trent goes after Suarez, whilst Mane, Firmino and Salah all attack Messi, who is more battered and bruised than he was after Chris Smalling broke his nose. Now we await number 27, will it finally be some help for the other 3? (27) Loris Karius WHAT THE HELL. Everyone turns to the ramp in shock as Karius runs to the ring, a steel chair in hand, and stares down with his 5 former teammates. The 5 Liverpool men stare down with Karius, looking extremely angry at him, as if they still hold a grudge against him. Karius steps forward with the chair, only to drop the chair. He shouts “not again” as suddenly the Liverpool team descend on him like a pack of wolves, all 5 smashing their chairs on him. They don’t even seem to notice that the countdown has begun to welcome number 28 (28) Sergio Ramos HE IS HERE, THE ANIMAL HAS ARRIVED. Ramos runs into the ring and wastes no time going straight after the Liverpool contingent in the ring. Ramos rugby tackles Trent to the floor and throws him over the top rope. Ramos then fights off the other Liverpool members with just his bare hands. He helps Karius up to his feet, ONLY TO ELBOW KARIUS IN THE FACE. Karius looks concussed but Ramos shows no emotion, throwing Karius over the top rope. Gini Wijnaldum, who has been in the ring for 35 minutes with 4 eliminations to his name, is next to go, as Ramos shows no mercy. Now Ramos places Salah in an Armbar, a brutal reminder to what Ramos did to Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final. However he armbar is broken up by Suarez, and Suarez and Ramos stare down, a confrontation that never ends well. However Salah runs up and CLOTHESLINES RAMOS OVER THE TOP ROPE. Ramos stares down with Salah in shock at being eliminated. The countdown begins again, leaving 6 men in the ring KARIUS, RAMOS, TRENT AND WIJNALDUM ARE ELIMINATED (29) Kylian Mbappe And on the ramp stands the PSG wonderboy, ready to enter this... OH MY GOD. THATS NEYMAR. Neymar just ran out of the Guardiola position, sorry guerilla position, and threw Mbappe off the ramp and to the floor below. Medical personnel check on Mbappe as Neymar takes his place, rolling into the ring, and checking on his teammate Marquinhos. However suddenly Suarez takes out Neymar from behind and throws our Marquinhos, who had been in the ring since Number 4, 40 minutes ago. Neymar turns around and stares down with Suarez, before he is joined by Messi, and suddenly MSN are reunited. The crowd erupt in cheers as the trio look to the other 3 men in the ring, Salah, Mane and Firmino. The current best front 3 in the world vs the formerly best front 3 in the world. SMF vs MSN. The crowd erupt as the 6 engage in a mass brawl, as the countdown begins for the last time tonight MARQUINHOS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED (30) Virgil Van Dijk OH MY. HERE COMES THE MAN MOUNTAIN. Van Dijk gets into the ring and everyone’s attention turns to him. Suarez and Neymar go for Van Dijk, leaving Messi at the attack of Liverpool’s front 3. Messi tries to fight back and succeeds, lifting Salah over the top rope and onto the apron, WHERE RAMOS PULLS HIM DOWN. RAMOS HAS JUST ELIMINATED MO SALAH The crowd boo as Ramos carries on the assault, ignoring the refs to the surprise of no one. He grabs the shoulder of Mo Salah and judo throws it over his arm, dislocating his shoulder, now Ramos leaves his assault done. MO SALAH IS ELIMINATED Meanwhile Van Dijk is being beat down by Neymar and Suarez, and now Neymar looks to pounce, ONLY FOR SUAREZ TO THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, THE CROWD ERUPTING AS NEYMAR LOOKS ON IN SHOCK. Suarez shouts “That’s how it feels to be stabbed in the back.” However the tactic doesn’t work as Suarez turns around into a Van Dijk clothesline that eliminates him SUAREZ AND NEYMAR ARE ELIMINATED Meanwhile Mane and Firmino continue to assault Messi, and they roll him over to Van Dijk. Virgil holds him up, and shouts little dwarf in his face, to which Messi replies by slapping him. VVD laughs before throwing Messi over the top rope BUT SUAREZ CATCHES HIM. THE CROWD CHEER PROFUSELY AS MESSI, THE NUMBER ONE ENTRANT STAYS IN THIS MATCH Mane notices this and turns around, just as VVD BIG BOOTS FIRMINO OUT OF THE RING. Bobby is gone, and Mane loses it, screaming at VVD to ask why he did that. VVD replies every man for himself, before Mane shows him that Messi is in this match. VVD nods before suddenly swinging for Mane, but Sadio sucks and catches Virgils leg with a well timed kick, sending him to his knees. The crowd cheer as Mane now grabs a steel chair and swings it at Van Dijk, brutally beating down the big Dutchman BOBBY FIRMINO IS ELIMINATED Mane carries on this assault, as Suarez returns Messi to the ring. Mane picks up his teammate, before trying to throw him over the top rope but VVD holds on and headbutts Mane, knocking him to the floor. SUDDENLY HOWEVER MESIS RUNS AND NAILS VVD WITH A CLAYMORE KICK WITH SUCH POWER IT SENDS VVD OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR VVD IS ELIMINATED WHAT A TWIST. Messi eliminates a man twice the size of him. Now we are left with Mane and Messi. The two square up with each other and exchange punches, as Carragher exclaims his love for Sadio Mane. Now Mane begins to gain advantage, and with Messi having been in the ring for an hour it’s no surprise. Another Mane punch sends Messi to the floor and Mane smiles BEFORE RONALDO RUNS INTO THE RING AND THROWS SADIO MANE OUT OF THE RING. WHAT THE HELL SADIO MANE IS ELIMINATED Of course. After Sterling’s entrance Ronaldo rolled under the ring and that is where he has been since. Ronaldo has returned fresh of energy and now the two men that started this match end it. Ronaldo looks at the bloodied face of Leo Messi as Messi climbs up the ropes, and chuckles to himself. Ronaldo uses the ropes for momentum and runs at Messi for the clothesline, BUT MESSI DUCKS AND RONALDO GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE. LEO MESSI HAS WON THE ROYAL RUMBLE AND THE BALLON DOR Winner: Leo Messi Carragher: NOOOOO SADIOOOO Tyler: Would you believe it, Leo Messi has overcome the odds to win his 6th Ballon D’or. Didier what are your thoughts Drogba: UEFALONA AGAIN. ITS A FUCKING DISGRACE Neville: Personally what a win for Leo Messi, I am truly excited to see what happens next year to decide the Ballon D’or. Bake off, rap battle, maybe even a voting Tyler: Thank you all for watching, goodnight
  10. Great we have all 8, and here are the Sweepstake results Josh - Bayern Munich and Valencia Bart - PSG and Napoli Kieron - Liverpool and Atletico Madrid Ropati - City and Spurs Cody - Real Madrid and Lyon George - Dortmund and Chelsea Prince - Leipzig and Juventus Nate - Atalanta and Barcelona
  11. It’s back. After last years success which saw Marker claim 10000 BPZ Dollars as Liverpool won the UCL, the sweepstake returns. There are 8 spots, with everyone receiving 2 teams. To sign up, just say “I’m in” Currently Signed 7: George, me, Bart, Cody, Kieron, Rop, Prince One spot left
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    Boos ring out through the arena as suddenly the music of Pablo and Gary Green hits. After Gary’s betrayal on Josh he gets a brutal reaction, and Pablo gets the same reaction as he normally does Cody looks at Pablo annoyed, confused at Pablos arrival when Cody already answered the open challenge. However Pablo suddenly kicks Cody in the stomach, and lifts him up into the Powerbomb position OH MY GOD. PABLO JUST POWERBOMBED CODY OFF THE STAGE. He looks down at the destroyed body of Cody as medical officials all around check on him, and get ready to take him to a local medical facility. Pablo now looks at Arius and smiles happily to himself, before he begins walking down to the ring... ONLY FOR JOSH TO APPEAR. THE CROWD ERUPT AS JOSH APPEARS WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND BEGINS SMASHING IT OVER THE BODY OF PABLO THE STEEL CHAIR BREAKS ON PABLO AND JOSH TAKES NO REST. JOSH GRABS A CHAIR FROM A FAN AND CARRIES ON THE ASSAULT. As it happens Gary screams that The Master has ordered them both to leave and Pablo obeys, running away from Josh as he and Gary Green run off Josh now looks around, first at Cody, unconscious on the floor and then at the IC Champ in the ring. Josh grabs a mic and begins to speak Mr Arius. Mr Arius. It’s amazing to think you have been here a year, and this is the first time we have met. All I have heard since I returned in April was “Arius is going to be the next big thing.” “Arius is going to be the first post 2015 World Champ.” I don’t know if you’ve heard Arius, but that’s what I have been promising to do for 3 whole years So it only seems fitting that I prove to the world why I will be the first post 2015 World Champ. Cody’s half dead, Pablo has fled, I believe it’s my turn to answer your open challenge, Arius I accept Arius smiles as Josh rolls into the ring, ready for his second match of the retirement series. Will he come out on top this time?
  13. Welcome to my new sports post I will be doing. I have the football debates and I don’t want those to stop, but these are designed not for debates, but for discussing all of footballs latest news. Today’s question will be simple Who Should Manchester United be looking to sign? Now it’s clear Manchester United are looking for a short term deal for a striker to replace the injured Marcus Rashford. However transfer deals haven’t been United’s strength, the only deal of the window being the sale of Ashley Young Yesterday Sky Sports reporter Manchester United had made contact with Leicester City and Shanghai Shenua about loan deals for Islam Slimani and Odion Ighalo. There’s no denying both are having good seasons, Slimani especially with 7 goals and 7 assists in 13 games on loan at Monaco this season, but it’s a shambles when you consider United started the month linked with Haaland, Sancho, Maddison and Fernandes However United do need a striker. And most likely an older striker, a short term deal would be perfect in this scenario, despite Solksjaer saying he didn’t want that. But Martial isn’t a Number 9, and United cannot expect to put all their hopes on 18 year old Mason Greenwood So I am going to look at all 3 possible a united options who I think could fit the bill, and which one I think would be best suited. Let me know what you guys think on it (3) Olivier Giroud Spurs. Inter. Everton. Barcelona. These are just some of the clubs being linked with the man desperately trying to force a move from Chelsea as he hopes for a space in Frances Euro 2020 team. As Conte tries a swap deal with Llorente, Giroud moving to Inter looks less and less likely as the window moves on Lampard clearly doesn’t want him, and United could do with his EPL experience. He would benefit too, he would get a lot of playing time with Rashford injured. However would Frank sell him to a direct rival for fourth place (if you can call United that?) (2) Dimitri Payet Despite being linked to his former club West Ham, it seems unlikely he will ever return there. He’s been far and away Marseilles best player this season, scoring 6 goals, the second highest at Marseille, and more impressively, he has made 66 key passes this season, the most in Europe’s top 5 leagues, the closest being Kevin De Bruyne on 60 Even as he reaches 33, he’s at his creative best. In 18 months with West Ham he established himself as a great player, and right now United are having to use players like Dan James every week, who was just bought as a squad player. With the lack of creativity United showed against Burnley, Payet would be a great deal (1) Dries Mertens Again another player who has been linked with a move away from his club, but not linked with Man U. Monaco and Arsenal lead the race for his signature it seems. Napoli are in free fall this season, with 1 win in their past 10 games and 3 points since sacking Ancelotti 5 games ago, to the point where they are in serious trouble of becoming stuck in a relegation battle. Big clubs should be trying to get as many of Napolis players as possible right now. Mertens is in the twilight of his career at age 32 and with his contract expiring soon, it looks unlikely Napoli will resign him, looking to a future with the younger Milik and co instead. Maybe now is the time for Mertens to finally get the PL move Who Would I Want? Dries Mertens: For me although he is arguably having the poorest season, he’s a quality player. £40 million would be a fair price for Mertens, although I’d be willing to pay up to £70mil for a player of his quality. Who do u guys think United should get? What did u think of the show? Thanks for reading
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