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Bashka

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  1. Buddy Ace vs Epic Smith vs Mikey Sameer vs George AK Bashka vs Julius Arius vs Mal Hades
  2. I honestly can’t decide between Velveteen Dream and the Undisputed Era, but I’m going to go with Dream just because of how unique he is. When he debuted with this gimmick everybody thought that he would be a joke but he has absolutely proven everyone wrong and become one of the most promising guys in the company. I think he has a bright future ahead and hopefully this entertaining gimmick translates well to the main roster.
  3. As tonight’s Carnage broadcast continues, the audience begin to boo as they hear the sound of Bullet Proof’s theme being played through the speakers, the booing getting even louder once they realise that Bashka is stepping out from behind the curtain and pacing toward the ring with a smile on his face. The last time we saw Bashka was last night when he, alongside Hans and Mikey teamed up to attack Hollow after a war of words between the two upcoming opponents. Bashka seems proud of what he has done and now comes to the ring with a Hollow mask in one hand, a microphone in the other. He steps between the ropes and wastes no time before speaking. Hello. My name is Bashka, you may recognise me from beating the shit out of Hollow last night. Tonight I’m not here to use brutality because I don’t need to at this stage, but instead I’m going to inform you of something you already know, but for some reason I feel the urge to look into more. Tonight, I’m going to tell you why Hollow is the equivalent to a literal piece of dogshit. Tonight, I let you all know why Hollow sucks. A bunch of crew comes into the ring, setting up a stage and handing Bashka a remote, the audience all turn their eyes to the screen to see a PowerPoint presentation with the title “Why Hollow Sucks”. The crowd seem to find this quite amusing and laugh at what is happening. Bashka presses the first button to reveal the first point. Point 1: His attitude. Hollow, Blade, whatever you want to call him, has a never say die attitude. He never gives up which is a great asset but there comes a point where you need to understand to take a break, think outside of the box, really shake things up. I thought I saw a change in this attitude when he was part of Syndicate, I thought it was a great opportunity for him to be a new man, but when they hit one speed bump he blamed everything on Slim and ripped Syndicate to pieces, ruining any possible chance that Hollow’s career would once again have any signs of life. Another attitude of his is looking so heavily at the past. This is something that I used to do a lot but when I moved on from it, I got better. I have connections with people that are good friends with the man that is Blade, and they all tell me how he doesn’t shut up about the past, even some things that don’t even involve him and how he still manages a way to showboat about the achievements of other people?! I didn’t even know that was possible. Well, it’s time for our next slide. Point 2: He can’t make up his damn mind about who he is. Incase you’re new to the show and don’t understand why I’m referring to this guy by several names, it’s because he doesn’t even know who he is. At one moment, he is Blade. This is just him being a regular guy and when he realises nobody gives a damn about him, he changes to Hollow because at one point in time people found this character slightly entertaining. But after switching between these guys about two hundred different times, people don’t care about either Blade OR Hollow anymore. He has single handedly destroyed his own career by being a different guy every month. Speaking of every month. Point 3: He can’t win for shit. Every single month Blade will stake his claim for the Tag Team Championship, or the Premium Championship, or the Intercontinental Championship, or the World Heavyweight Championship and he’ll come out here twenty times in the build up telling you how it’s his destiny to win, and then he’ll lose, and then he’ll repeat the process again. Every. Single. Month. It’s quite pathetic when you think about it how a career with pretty decent success and achievements is being absolutely tarnished by him becoming the glorified doormat for every and all champions in BPZ today. Point 4: He has completely ruined BPZ’s ratings. After every show our statisticians collect data about our show’s ratings and it has been discovered that nothing hurts a good Carnage show more than a Hollow promo. People change the channel, people go for a piss, nobody cares at all about anything that he does. He goes on and on and on and on every couple of days about this Evolution of Madness but you guys probably have no idea because that’s when you zone out. I could go on all day about why Hollow sucks but we simply don’t have time for that, but my final conclusion that I have drawn from all of this is that Hollow or Blade or whatever he will come out as next, is the biggest joke that BrendenPlayz Wrestling has to offer. Thank you. Bashka puts the Hollow mask on the floor and stomps on it, breaking it into several pieces before he leaves the ring. The crew from earlier returns to start packing the set away as the crowd, surprisingly cheering Bashka on his way out as the show heads to commercial.
  4. It definitely has to be winning the Intercontinental Championship at King Of The Ring 2019. Despite the circumstances given Julius didn’t want the title anymore, it was still a great moment for me because it was the first championship that I’d won since Mayhem 2016 and it truly made me think I was back for good this time. Also retaining it at SummerSlam was great because it was the first time I’d retained a title since February 2015, showing that this was my best run in many years.
  5. Person below me is gay

  6. Upper management when Julius personally attacks the BEST BPZ SUPERSTAR OF ALL TIME, THE BAILEY.
  7. Bashka

    Metamorphosis

    After Hollow attacks the camera man, the theme of Bullet Proof plays, signalling the arrival of one of the five members or in an unfortunate case for Hollow, potentially all of them. However, only Bashka walks out to the gratefulness of Hollow. Bashka quickly storms down to the ring, picking up the microphone and getting in the face of Hollow. It’s a damn good thing you attacked that camera man because it’s going to be the only guy you take down throughout Survival Games. You see, I couldn’t give less of a shit about this tournament but I’ll be damned if I lose to you, the biggest jobber that BPZ has ever seen. You walk around here acting as if anybody at all gives a shit about what you do or what you say but you just switch from Hollow to Blade whenever you feel anything is going wrong and quite frankly the reason you change so much is because nothing goes right for you. The last time you did something right was when you were riding the coat tails of George and Slim. The only reason you were even part of that group to begin with is because Slim wanted to team with George, he saw something in George while you were just there for the journey. Unfortunately, your stubbornness and thinking you were on another level to everyone else after another fluke moment meant that you thought you were above Slim to the point where you tried to overthrow his stable. As soon as that happened, everybody left because nobody wanted to be lead by you. Look at Slim now, he’s thriving with Necce by his side while you still brag 4 years on about how your biggest moment in your career was drawing with the NXT Champion in your debut. Look around this arena, do you see anyone here? No, because when they hear your music they realise it’s time to go for a piss, you’re that god damn boring. You can’t keep talking about this evolution of madness when every time you actually compete your ass gets thrown all over the ring. You’ve been doing this same madman shtick for years before you inevitably go back to being Blade because you fail at everything you try. You’re right about one thing though, you’re different to Brenden, Slim, Smith, and all those other guys I’ve faced. You wanna know why? Bashka walks over to Hollow and puts the microphone up to his ear, whispering this next statement I let those guys walk out without a broken fucking neck. Bashka kicks Hollow in the gut before Mikey and Hans run into the ring, all three men pushing Hollow into the corner and beating the living daylights out of him. Bashka, obviously pisses by what Hollow had to say, has called for help to truly deliver punishment to his upcoming opponent. Bashka eventually tells his partners to back off and Hollow falls onto the mat, Bashka then kicking him out of the ring. I didn’t have that much of a problem with you, but you just don’t shut up and my ears couldn’t handle the punishment so my brain decided that it wanted you to shut up, so I shut you up. Don’t think that you’re something special because you have a cool looking mask, you flew too close to the sun and you got burnt. So tonight, Hollow has learned a very important lesson; don’t poke Bullet Proof, we’ll bite your head off. Bashka, Mikey and Hans stand tall as the segment comes to a close, the crowd much more excited than they were in the beginning of this portion of the show.
  8. I’m somewhat glad that they’re getting rid of the Live part, ever since they introduced it i think it felt awkward since RAW is also live and they never mention that. I’m liking these minors changes that they’re making to SmackDown.
  9. I’m going to miss seeing Daniel Bryan as a heel as I think he was really good at it, but I’m definitely happy to see Rowan & Harper together again, and I hope that they can stick together for longer now. I can see Rowan & Harper winning and I also wouldn’t put it past WWE to have Bryan turn on Reigns to become their leader.
  10. Just a few things I think you could improve on: 1. Finding a better render if you’re not cutting them out yourself. This one is okay but around his hair you can still see white areas which isn’t what you want. 2. Adding an effect onto the Murphy render so you haven’t just straight up slapped him on there would look nice. 3. Making the text stand out more. I didn’t notice for a while that the text was there because it doesn’t really stick out that well so finding ways to make it stand out would be beneficial. I think if you keep working you can really improve so keep on working!
  11. Gotta say this is a great copy and paste by Brad. Didn’t change Sameer’s post in the slightest, didn’t even fix the spelling mistakes or the fact that Ciampa was in there twice. Fantastic post Brad
  12. I’m glad to see Elimination Chamber won as I think it’s one of the more unique stipulations and there’s so many possibilities given there’s at least 6 people in the match.
  13. Mario Party. I’ve never been one to really play Mario games on my own and I just seem to have more fun playing Mario Party over Mario Kart.
  14. KFC. I’m a huge fan of chicken so that’s always my go to place whenever I want fast food.
  15. Another dream job of mine is to be some sort of editor. I did work experience with a videographer and he showed me how to edit stuff and it was something I had a lot of fun with, so I’d love to learn more about that sort of stuff and be able to do it on a professional level.
  16. I think he should. If AEW really want to compete with WWE, they should pull out all the stops in attempting to get him onto the show because even if he’s not that great in the ring right now, people will still watch to see him due to the aura surrounding him. It would also be beneficial for Punk if he wants the spotlight to be on him again, something he hasn’t had in years.
  17. I don’t know if I would introduce the X-Men to the MCU. I know it would give more attention to that group but I’d imagine that it would be awkward to introduce them given everything that has happened in the MCU, are we supposed to believe that with everything that went down that they didn’t get involved at all? Also, where would the already made X-Men movies be in the MCU timeline, if at all? In Avengers: Age of Ultron, Quicksilver dies and then in X-Men: Dark Phoenix, he is there. A lot of things would need to be worked out if this were to happen.
  18. Shawn Michaels vs Razor Ramon because it’s the match that people actually talk about from the show
  19. Xbox One probably, it’s not neccessarily bad it’s just that the other consoles I’ve owned such as DS, Xbox 360, PS4 and PS2 are ones that I’ve had great memories on and I just haven’t had the same experiences with the Xbox One.
  20. The unfortunate reality is that when he returns, nothing is going to happen with him anyway. The other day I actually went back and watched a few of Sin Cara’s early stuff and I feel like there could’ve been something there but he’s been turned into a glorified jobber. Nonetheless, it’s always good to see somebody return from injury.
  21. Week 4 Predictions: A Block: Jonathan vs. Julius Bart vs. FDS Prince vs. KENJI Block B: Slim vs. Bashka Smith vs. Sameer Blade vs. Hans

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