Tamer

me and the lads when it's time for another smashing Austin Mirage seg

Reading the coverage as it came out made me feel sick to my stomach, I can't even begin to fathom what his family and closest friends are going through right now. My prayers go out to them. RIP Shad, he carved out a great niche for himself outside of WWE/wrestling and of course, I always loved Cryme Tyme as a kid. Truly a real life hero caught in a situation that nobody deserves to find themselves in.

(the FINAL Revelation segment) Immediately after the vicious beatdown at the hands of Brad, we cut to the scene of a police station where El Draque Don Dada, the mightiest of all World Champions Slim is unfortunately being held up. He's seated on a grey-toned plaque, ever so abrasively shouting his head off about how much better he is than everyone and that he should be bailed already. He's Le Champion. He has a show to lead. He has shoes quadruple the price of the heap of shit they used to drive him to this station, etcetera etcetera. Truly an insufferable human being. His companioning cell mates, a considerably large man and a downtrodden Albanian fellow who looks like he'd rather be anywhere else in the world, share that same prior sentiment. That doesn't however stop Slim from continuing to just scream over his lack of freedom to two men whom, honestly look like they couldn't care less about him. Finally, one of the guards appear to notify him of the release of his bail, which is enough to shut him up and possibly save him from inevitably getting his head ripped off. He is thereafter escorted from cell to the entrance of the station where he is met by the Moneymaker Amai, who likely paid a sizable sum for his release. Given the misfortunes of their night, the two seem deadset on not saying much and seem to be just happy that the entire ordeal has quelled over for the time being, which is understandable, even if they're entirely the cause of it. This would be a long night for anyone, but it appears to be over. The two men are then escorted to their transportation, a jet black limosuine with windows that are completely tinted. Amai opens the door for his leader to get in, and subsequently follows, both men letting out a considerable sigh upon being seated. Slim then instructs the driver to take him home but is greeted by unfamiliar voice who obliges by saying "Understood". Slim recognises that this isn't his usual driver, and makes sure to question him on that. The driver, who's face is obstructed by shades and a beige coloured face mask (Kiryu in Yakuza 5), replies. "His shift ended, Mr Justin called me in on moments notice sir." Slim doesn't pay awful much mind to it at all, in fact he sighs once again, seeming almost appreciative of Bailey doing him a favor on such short notice given the nature of their relationship. the three then make a trouble-free commute back to Punisher Palace. TWENTY MINUTES LATER Driver: "We made it sir" The driver says, Slim and Amai then let out a few chuckles of relief at the fact, even despite their view of the driveway being completed obstructed by the pitch-black tint of the windows. The driver also shares as much in laughter, presumably since he was called in so late for a final shift. The driver's laughter however, increases in vigor, becoming almost overbearing to the ear and near insufferable. Slim and Amai kinda look on puzzled, but both chalk it up to his unrest during his shift. They're just happy the night is over, if anything. The driver then hands them a clipboard with some sort of paperwork on it, signalling for Slim to sign it. Slim then asks what it's for in confusion, to which the man replies: Driver: "Oh uhm, I just need you to confirm my hours sir. New company policy amidst everything that's happened." Slim once again obliges, signing his name on the dotted line without hesistation. He gives the clipboard back. Driver: "Thank you for your cooperation" The tint of the windows then slowly begins to lower, but instead of the pearly gates Slim had grown so accustommed to seeing upon entering his residence, he's greeted to the sight of his own grin plastered on a BPZ production truck. Something doesn't appear to be quite right, and thus he asks "What the fuck is this?" But upon further quick inspection, the situation begins to unravel itself. At that moment, the worst possible realization had dawned upon Don Dada: He was back in the arena. At this point, Slim and Amai have become irate; having clearly given the man orders just for him to not follow through on them, Slim then begins threatening to have him thrown out to the streets along with his family if he doesn't explain himself before turning back and taking him home, urging not to "fuck with him". This prompts the driver to once again begin cackling, before his next actions serve as the nightmarish final piece of this baffling ordeal for Slim. "Sir" He utters, albeit sarcastically. The same cannot be said for his next words, of which he says chillingly: "I don't have one." The wheelman then removes his disguise to reveal the absolute last person Slim would ever want to see at this particular moment, TAMER, at the wheel, having recovered from his despicable bludgeoning at the hands of the Inner Circle last month, and both men look absolutely horrified. Amai and Slim then frantically try to exit the vehicle, endlessly fidgeting with the doorhandle but to absolutely no avail whatsoever. At which point, Slim then resorts to kicking at the windows with all his body weight in an effort to forcefully leave the car, but they simply will not budge at all. Slim is then left a screaming mess of a man, as he weightlessly threatens to rip Tamer's head off if he doesn't let him out of the vehicle right at this moment. Tamer watches on, as Amai also makes his futile attempt at escaping. Tamer: I said I would get you. Your night isn't over. At which point, this then prompts him to press down on the brake as hard as possible, eyes transfixed on the concrete wall behind him. The speed of the vehicle now picks up big time, as now Slim screams at the top of his lungs to Tamer, begging him to stop the car but he just won't listen. All his bargains have now fallen on deaf ears, despite the screams of the Inner Circle members and now even the camera man himself. Slim: NO NO NO NO NO FU- THUD.

(PRESHOW) Loser Leaves The WWE Otis vs Baron Corbin (PRESHOW) Isaiah Scott vs Tyler Breeze (PRESHOW) 25 Man Battle Royal - Rey Mysterio vs Sheamus vs Angel El DIablo vs Jack Bashka vs Lars Sullivan vs R - Truth vs Ali vs Apollo Crews vs Golddust vs Fandango vs Rowan vs Rusev vs Kane vs Angel Garza vs Austin Theory vs John Morrison vs Shelton Benjamin vs Tyler Bate vs Cameron Grimes vs Carlito vs MVP vs Big Show vs Mark Henry vs Mojo Rawley The Rock vs Roman Reigns Seth Rollins vs Undertaker Matt Riddle vs Brock Lesnar Winner Gets The First Pick In The Draft: Team Heyman (AJ Styles, Drew McIntyre, The New Day) vs Team Bischoff (John Cena, Sami Zayn, Pete Dunne, Ricochet, Jordan Devlin) Last Man Standing Aleister Black vs Randy Orton Street Fight Finn Balor vs Tomasso Ciampa RAW Tag Team Championship A Listers (C) vs American Alpha Smackdown Tag Team Championship Undisputed Era (C) vs The Usos vs Street Profits Intercontinental Championship Johnny Gargano (C) vs Cody Rhodes United States Championship Ladder Match The Velveteen Dream (C) vs Dominik Dijak vs Buddy Murphy vs Kassius Ohno vs Sin Cara vs Cedric Alexander RAW Womens Championship 30 Minute Iron Women Match Becky Lynch(C) vs Toni Storm Smackdown Womens Championship Io Shirai vs Sasha Banks WWE Championship Adam Cole (C) vs Daniel Bryan Universal Championship Kevin Owens (C) vs Bray Wyatt Bonus Questions 1 Point: How Will Brock Lesnar vs Matt Riddle End: (Pinfall, Submission, DQ, Referee Stoppage, Other): Stoppage 2 Points: What Match Will Be The Longest?: cole/bryan 3 Points: What WWE Hall Of Famer Will Return To The Show?: Edge

Jeff Hardy vs. Cesaro Asuka vs. Shayna Baszler vs. Nia Jax vs. Dana Brooke vs. Lacey Evans vs. Carmella for womens MITB Daniel Bryan vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Aleister Black vs. King Corbin vs. Otis vs. AJ Styles for mens MITB Braun Strowman (c) vs. Bray Wyatt for the WWE Universal Championship Bayley (c) vs. Tamina for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Seth Rollins for the WWE Championship The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston) (c) vs. The Miz and John Morrison vs. The Forgotten Sons (Steve Cutler, Jaxson Ryker, and/or Wesley Blake) vs. Lucha House Party (Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado) for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship R-Truth vs. MVP Bonus Questions There's rumours someone might be thrown of the WWE Building, Will this happen? If so who? (1pt for each question) Yes, Baron Corbin will throw Rey Mysterio off the building Will there be any surprise returns or debuts? If so who? (1pt for each question) No Will the Smackdown Mystery Hacker be Revealed? If so who? (1pt for each question) Yes, Mustafa Ali

Figurehead: CM Punk Theme Song: First it Giveth by Queens of the Stone Age (scratch the theme change, sorry @Arius lol)

Kendrick Lil Wayne

Bryan Danielson vs. Katsuyori Shibata ( KO / SUB / UD) Glenn Jacobs vs. Stephen Farrelly ( KO / SUB / UD) Daria Berenato vs. Genevieve Goulet ( KO / SUB / UD) Charles Betts vs. Takaaki Watanebe ( KO / SUB / UD) Masami Odate vs. Taynara Carvalho ( KO / SUB / UD)

I'm in

Has to be between my first IC or my 133 day Premium title run (OVERALL LONGEST REIGNING CHAMPION OF 2016 LET'S GOOOOOO). The latter of which saw me beat some very important people until irl shit/burnout fucked me. Still though, I had lots of fun.

Requests: Gorillaz Plastic Beach, Faces by Mac Miller and Little Dark Age by MGMT

- WWF Championship Hulk Hogan (c) vs. Shawn Michaels - WWF Intercontinental Championship Bret Hart (c) vs. Lex Luger vs. Roddy Piper Demolition vs. Legion Of Doom - WWF Women's Championship Alundra Blayze (c) vs. Luna Vachon The Brainbusters vs. The Rougeau Brothers Papa Shango vs. The Great Kabuki Gino Hernandez vs. Ricky Steamboat - Bonus Questions Which match will score the highest match rating? Hogan/Michaels Pat Patterson will add a stipulation to a match at the beginning of the show, which match will he change? Shango/Kabuki What iconic 90s european band will perform at WrestleMania IX, Night II? Oasis

Gorillaz - Plastic Beach/Demon Days Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf OutKast - Aquemini Elliot Smith - Either/Or MF Doom - MM...Food Kyuss - Welcome To Sky Valley A Tribe Called Quest - Midnight Marauders Radiohead - In Rainbows Mos Def - Black On Both Sides Massive Attack - Mezzanine Bjork - Homogenic