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  1. Thelastemperor

    Favorite Anime

    I just got into Naruto, good show but kinda confusing. Fairytail is good up to a point ( Fuck the OVAs) although a big gripe I have is the fan base. Dragon Ball Z will always be top dog to me and Akame Ga Kill is pretty good as well
  2. Thelastemperor

    My Journey Part I

    We take a break from the live action during an EVOLVE taping to see a video playing on the Titantron. The video shows a run-down community with many of the houses falling apart and multiple out of work people mill around. The South Side of Billings Montana. This is where I grew up Jason steps in view of the camera, staring at a blue house that has fallen in disarray. Jason walks to the house and forces open the iron rusty gate. Clearly no one has lived here in a very long time. Jason walks across the unkempt lawn until he comes across an old treehouse with half the roof having collapsed and the attached swingset rusted. Weeds grow out of what used to be a sandbox. Jason walks over to the one good swing and sits down. it creaks and groans but miraculously it does not fall Amazing. After all these years, it still stands. You really were a genius craftsman old man Jason looks at the camera, holding both of his titles This...this is where it all begins for me. I was born here. Although I have not stepped foot in this house in nearly twenty years, I can recall every detail. My parents were young when they had me. My mother sixteen, my father seventeen. Both of them settled here due to the fact this was the only house my grandparents were willing to rent to them as my grandmother and grandfather on my mother's side of the family owned a number of houses here. Life here was simple but I'd hardly call it safe. Billings as a whole is easily the most despised city in all Montana and it's easy to see why. Many people say the worst of the worst all live here in this shithole and I tend to be one of them. I have seen just the worst this city has to offer and if it were to be nuked tomorrow, I'd throw a celebration. Nothing but cockroaches and parasites in this city, not an actual person to be found. Luckily, I live on the other side of Montana, where the decent people are. Jason looks at the old treehouse for a moment before looking back at the camera Diego. You have written me off it seems. You don't seem to give a damn about the man holding the title. All you see is my Premium title. Big mistake. You are arrogant, even more so than I am. You have not only crossed me but Julius as well. Now as much as I despise the man, I must admit, he is the other side of the coin of this new era. He and I are redefined what it means to be a wrestler in this company. Notice how I said wrestler, not Superstar. I despise that term. That term is for guys like Yelich, Hollow, Ginge, Sameer. Guys who need fancy entrances and bullshit gimmicks to cover up for the fact they are nothing special. You could find a homeless man with more innate ability than the four I mentioned. Come now, I speak only the truth. You really think that a man like Hollow would still be employed if he didn't play his character so well? All Yelich has ever done is try cheap gimmick after cheap gimmick. Men like that are Superstars. Pre-Madonna actors that need the glitz and glamor because they have no wrestling ability. They have no place here in BPZ. They are filth, parasites. I despise the fact I am forced to work with them and others like them. No, Julius and I are wrestlers. We do not have gimmicks, what people see before them is real whenever we are onscreen. Me and Julius are the two hottest rookies to ever grace this industry and you have picked a fight with us both. Such impudence. We are the two that blazed the trail for you, we set the stage for guys like you and you dare bite the hand that has filled your food bowl. You are nothing but a little pup barking at the two alpha males in this new era. You best remember that boy. Diego, you'd feel right at home in the Southside of Billings Montana. You'd be surrounded by your kind of people. At December to Dismember, I am going to show you firsthand why you are nothing but a boy challenging a God. Jason stands up and walks to the patio where there is a closed off sliding glass door This door leads to the living room. I remember watching my first wrestling match at only seven years old. Triple H vs Cactus Jack in a Street Fight at the Royal Rumble for the WWF championship. I remember, sitting on the couch with my parents, watching the match. And I feel in love. I sat there and I was entranced. I knew then that I had to be where they were. Now Necce, I know you can identify with what I have to say this as can many people watching. As a child, due to the fact I was a wrestling fan, I was often picked on and bullied in school. I didn't exactly make friends easily and with the dangerous element I was forced to live in, that just made it worse. I remember, after a long and torturous day at school, I would go to that old treehouse and stay there for hours on end. I remember one day, I found a homeless man living up there. That wasn't exactly uncommon as I would eventually find out. Necce, I know you can identify with that. We may have been raised differently but we grew up alone. You too know the pain isolation brings. You know what it's like to be rejected by your peers and have no safe place you can run to. You understand. We both had overcome the same obstacles, we both come from that void of pain and loneliness Jason puts a hand on the sliding glass door and leans his head on it We ended up moving to get away from the drugs and people who would attempt to break in but I can still remember every detail living here. It's all a distant memory now. Why do I exist I used to ask myself. Then I understood. Wrestling was what I was put on this Earth to do. Necce, the little boy I once was has died and with it, my foolish dreams of grandeur and fame have as well. I have woken up Necce. The little naive fool who only aspired to create a perfect world, a world of peace and friendship, he was the one dreaming. At Crossfire, you are going to be going one on one with a battle-scarred, war torn Global champion doing what he does best. I am looking forward to our match Necce. It'll be an honor to do battle with my mentor, the man who raised me up from nothing. Both of us will take the field of battle on that fateful day my friend. And only one of us will walk out. Only one of us will walk out Global Champion. Jason fixes the camera with an intense stare as it fades to black followed by the words January 11 2019. EVOLVE Crossfire. The Last Outlaw comes at High Noon A single gunshot sounds followed by Jason's old Anarchist logo
  3. Thelastemperor

    What Is The Worst WWE Wrestling Match You Watched?

    any match Elias is in
  4. Thelastemperor

    Rumoured Wrestlemania Opponent For AJ Styles

    Randy Orton vs AJ Styles? Take my money!
  5. Thelastemperor

    What Are Your Ultimate BPZ Goals?

    Hold on to a title for a whole year
  6. This match has the potential to steal the show
  7. The thing is that realistically Daniel as champion should do whatever it takes to win because of he doesn’t he’d get beat up 9/10 times.
  8. It’s an Elias match so I’m not gonna bother
  9. Thelastemperor

    Pursuit of Happiness

    The arena that will host Evolve that evening is currently empty besides one person. Jason Ryan the Global and Premium champion. The holds both of his titles as he wanders on the stage, looking at the empty stands Most men love the lights and the splendor. The thrill of knowing the whole world is watching them and their name being chanted. As for me, I like it best when it's like this. Quiet with not a soul around. It helps me think, get my mind focused on what needs to be done Jason sits on the stage, his legs dangling from the stage Diego... you are bound and determined to make a name for yourself. I can respect that. You want my Premium championship do you? You want to fight me? Well if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get. I've been watching your New Japan tapes very closely and I have to say, you're going to need to bring a hell of a lot more. You don't seem to realize just who it is you're messing with. Allow me to introduce myself. Jason Ryan, Premium and Global champion. You'd do well to keep in mind my reputation and my past deeds. I am a man with no morals, no conscience and has only one mission in this ring. To hurt people and no one hurts people like me. I took Angelo's will to live, I took Echo's legacy, I took Josh's innocence, I took Ark's Identity and I took Storm's wife. Not to mention I am the one who took Julius to his absolute limit not once but twice. Mentally and physically. I have enslaved BPZ since arriving here. I have injected my venom into this promotion. I have set a new standard, I have marked the start of a new era. An era where the weak die and the strong survive and I am the measuring stick of who fits in what group. We will see which you are Diego. But allow me to warn you of something. In order to have a chance, you are going to need to have your best match ever. Don't think you can treat me like Julius, a man who could stand to use his brain a hell of a lot more than he does. All you have to do is outsmart the man and he's the underdog. Don't make the mistake of lumping me with Kieron either. Me and that nobody are nothing alike. He was never welcome here, no one in the back could stand him and he had no business being here. He couldn't wrestle, couldn't talk and to top it off couldn't even survive against you. Kieron was a joke. However, I am nothing of the above. I am the man who has torn through BPZ like how Hurricane Katrina tore through that shit hole New Orleans. You'd do well to not underestimate me because I'm not underestimating you Diego. I'm expecting you to bring out the best in me. If you're smart you won't disappoint me. Show me your very best Diego, I dare you! For you are not facing anyone at December to Dismember but the Ironman of BPZ, the Man of War. Cause I proved long ago that I am no enhancement talent or utilty payer because at the end of the day when the smoke cleared, no matter what I had to go through, I was still standing! I'm the prized horse of this comapny, been that way for awhile now. Rest assured Diego, it's no lie when I say it doesn't matter who tries. Echo, Storm, Angelo, Ross, Bailey, Brendan, even God himself will ever and I mean ever keep me down for the three count. And you think you have what it takes to beat me, I don't think so son! So come at me with everything you have, I promise you I will prevail! Jason stands up and walks to the ring. He tugs at the bottom rope and sighs I have a confession to make. Lately, I have not been myself. I have found myself unable to sleep due to worry. I have been worried, dare I say... scared. This is a feeling I have not felt in a long time. And before you rejoice, it's not because of you Diego. It is because of Necce. At EVOLVE Crossfire he and I are expected to go one on one for my Global championship. Everyone has written me off in this match. I was one of those people but then I remembered why I am champion and who I carry this belt for. it's not BPZ Mangement, it's not the fans, it's not even The Flock. But for my dead mom and dad who had to forfeit their hopes and dreams after a single drunken night led to my mother being pregnant with me. My parents are longer with us Necce, a fac you are aware of. They died when I was only 12 years old. My father was an old school man Necce, you should know, you knew him. Mathew Ryan. He taught me how to be a man early on in life as I was the oldest of twelve brothers and sisters. My father was not an affectionate man, he was not the type to say " I'm proud of you" or " I love you". In fact, he was rather harsh with us, me in particular. As his first born and the one who would one day inherit the Ryan ranch, he expected me to be perfect. I never got to be his son, I was more of his protege. Sadly he passed on before I could ever earn his respect and that is something that has haunted me my entire life. Jason sits on the apron looking at the camera I hold this belt for him. My mother was always patient but strong. When my father died, it broke her heart. She followed him two weeks later, a day shy of my 13th birthday. She knew of my dreams to be a professional wrestler and encouraged them. I carry this belt for her. I carry this belt for all my brothers and sisters, all of which have passed away. Greg, Francine, Nick, Lucas, Isaiah, Jessica, Kevin, Rachel, Bianca, Nicole, Trevor, and Xavier. I hold this for them as they too never got to live their dreams. I hold this for little Jacob who will never get to see his mother again who died due to a drunk driver. The poor kid's father is a deadbeat who never cared for him. Tell me, does that remind you of anyone? I hold this to tell Jacob that it doesn't matter how you start out or where you come from, anyone can make something of themselves. I hold this for Vala and our unborn children so that I can be a husband and father they can be proud of. And lastly, I hold the Global championship for me. Jason steps in the ring and looks at the empty bleachers Necce, this is the land The Flock built, that you and I built. We laid this ground down brick by brick. The Flock made me what I am today, I'm not ashamed to admit it. Ever since we started, people have said I have emerged as the star. I have never commented on it out of respect for you and the others. I have never taken credit for my hard work out of respect. And because I so desperately wanted your approval brother. It is my Achilles Heel really, the need to be validated by those over me. I suppose it stems from the fact I never got the chance to make my father proud. Thus, I have lived my life with the simple goal of being better than everyone else so I could be proud of myself. Sadly... no matter the success I achieve, no matter how good my matches are, at the end of the day, I cannot bring myself to say those words to my reflection. Even now. I struggle to look at my reflection. I struggle to be happy, I struggle to be proud. A simple tear falls from Jason's eye and runs down his cheek Which is why at Crossfire, I have to win. I have to beat you. Not just to retain my title, it goes beyond that. You see, my father's birthday is the same day as Crossfire. So when you and I enter the battlefield, you will not be seeing this man. You will not be seeing the Jason Ryan you have come to know my friend. You will be seeing someone who has everything to lose and everything to prove. I need to beat you Necce, I need it more than I need food or water! You don't understand, how could you? I need to beat you so I can finally defeat this lifelong demon, the very thing that drives me to smoke and drink and gamble. I cannot know true peace until I beat you, I cannot quell my inner turmoil until I beat you! So know this Necce. I will do ANYTHING to defeat you at Crossfire and once I beat you and hold my title up high, as I gaze at the ceiling as the confetti rains down, know I will be seeing my father's face from Heaven, finally with a look of approval. And then I will head to the back and look at my reflection in the mirror and I will finally be able to utter the phrase I never once got to hear, the phrase I have lived my life trying to earn. Simply put Necce, I will beat you...or die trying. Jason looks at the camera with an intense hard stare " Jason Ryan, I'm proud of you for you have just defeated the greatest wrestler of all time and I declare that you sir are at last happy!" The camera slowly fades to black as music plays throughout the arena
  10. Thelastemperor

    What game are you currently playing?

    I’ve been playing the shit out of The Forest. For those of you who don’t know, it’s a game where you and your son’s plane crashes on an island full of cannibals that kidnap your son. It plays as you building structures and trying to fend off the cannibals
  11. Thelastemperor

    Favorite Horror Movie

    I’d say Rudolf the Rednose Reigndeer. I know it’s not really a horror movie but think about it. It’s fucking horrible! Stupid story, looks like it was designed by a third grader and the scary part is people actually like it! On a seriously note, I’d say Jeepers Creepers
  12. Thelastemperor

    Braving the Frontier

    ( WARNING: We here at The Flock are incredibly hungover and are not in the mood for any of your shit. So go stand in the corner and shut the fuck up while your biological fathers have another drink and wish your mothers had gotten a fucking abortion when they were pregnant with you. Try and Follow That you little shits. Węłçømę Tø Thę Ågę Øf Thę Flock) ( Jason Ryan shows up onscreen with both of his titles draped over his shoulders) Hello everyone and welcome to the greatest show to ever grace the BPZ Neccework, Braving the Frontier. I am one of your hosts, I go by many names. The Gunslinger, The Last Outlaw, The Anarchist, BPZ's Megastar, God God oh my God, Jason Ryan! And I'm not here along. Gentlemen introduce yourselves (Marker throws an empty bottle of Black Velvet to the side, wearing a BPZ Tag Team championship belt) Hello all you pieces of shit, the greatest NXT champion and future NXT champion, Marker here and right away I want to apologize to my fellow co-hosts in advance. I think I've caught something from these parasite fans as I am fighting a cold. Anyway Buddy, grace us with your presence ( Buddy shows up on the webcam holding the other BPZ Tag Team Championship) Hello are you fucking idiots watching the show why bitch and moan about how The Flock is always in the main event but yet won't stop watching us. I am the true Number One Draft Pick, Mister Handsome, the Amazing One, Buddy Ace We apologize for the delay everyone but we've been in Hollywood filming a movie which the four of us are starring in. Ah, my bad, five. Sorry Vala. But that should be hitting theaters soon. We'd promote it ourselves but the truth is... we don't share the spotlight with anyone and by promoting the movie, we'd be promoting all the other parasites in it so... just keep your eyes peeled I guess. One last thing. Necce will not be joining us as he is recovering from his hell in a cell match. So first thing's first gentlemen. The Flock Survivor Series, what do we think? I know there were only two matches on the card but what did we think? Hands down, the greatest show of all time. First off was you vs Storm vs Nanovirus, Angelo, whatever the fuck he goes by. And Jason, the way you kicked both of their asses was honestly an inspiration! That match, man, was pure poetry and you proved why you are the only champion the Premium title needs. I mean he beat them so bad that Angelo wants out You mean like how his wife wants out? Exactly. She's taking those good for nothing children that may or may not be Angelo's and leaving. Angelo has nothing worth living for now. Angelo, you brought this on yourself. Had you just remembered your place, none of this would happen. So when you lose your kids and end up biting the bullet, remember that. You guys see that he wants us at the Rumble in Wargames? All I have to say is, Angelo, if you can make it happen, we'll see you there. However, if you can't make it happen then it will be three on three Elimination Street Fight. Until then, you can enjoy nightly videos of Marker and Budy fucking the shit out of your soon to be ex-wife. You know the site where they're uploaded. Moving on, Necce vs Flynn Hell in a Cell, what do we think? Any match Necce is in is must see and this isn't even Marker talking. This ain't no damn character when I say no one can tell a story quite like that man. And no disrespect to Flynn, Flynn can do it too but Necce is on a level all his own in that field and that's why he's the greatest of all time. As for the match, match of the year, no question. I'll give it to Flynn, he fought like balls but when it comes to Necce, there ain't a man alive who can stand up to him. But what I liked when Flynn "turned heel" to save himself from retiring. What's funny is so many people were genuinely pissed of about hat when Fynn was doing what it took to stay here. I thought that's what you idiots wanted. Make up your mind! These BPZ fans are the worst people to even exist. I'd prefer another Nazi Germany to them. Flynn did what he had to do and I respect him for it. Flynn has finally awakened and now we're actually going to see what he can do. He'll never be on our level but he can be a decent back-up. You guys hear about some tag tournament where the winners get to face us? That's so fucking stupid. Most of the teams in it don't even like each other! Yeah, some tournament Bailey you fucking retard. And people are freaking out because Brendan himself is getting involved. The dipshit owner who doesn't know his ass from his elbow is getting involved and bringing his boy toy Sameer who spends most of his time molesting his grandparents. We have nothing to worry about, all we have to do is show up to retain our titles. ROA is back, anyone give a shit? ( No one says anything) Not surprising. ROA was the biggest flop in BPZ history. They never accomplished a fucking thing, aside from Julius turning on them so he could suck off Kingdom. Whoop-dee-do. Not to mention Ross has that lost look in his eyes, the man never has a clue where he is. We should call the nursing home he belongs to, or at the very least, call his village and tell them we found their idiot. Ross is a non-factor, regardless of what his mother tells him. Flynn's gonna turn on him before long. It'll be fucking hilarious and it'll be better when Ross cries about it like the bitch he is. Now, time to talk about Carnage's Powertrip before Survivor Series but first, a word from our sponsors Alright, let's make this quick. There were no matches worth watching, no one fucking cares, No one would care if the entire Carnage roster hung themselves. That's all I have to say about it I mean realistically, did anyone think Hollow was going to win the title? Come on, the man couldn't win a contest if the other people didn't show up. And... I legit can't even recall another match. Oh yeah, Sameer and Prince! The two biggest flops battling it out to see who is the most useless, untalented wrestler in BPZ today. The match was so bad, my niece was over at my house and was watching Icarly on her phone and I ended up watching that and being far more entertained. Carnage is just jobber hour these days and Bailey is so fucking stupid, he legit doesn't notice. There is no reason to watch Carnage. But I do have some good news for us as we head out. Echo said on Smarks Daily he's done with us, which means, we win! ( The three men cheer and Vala hands the three of them a beer. They raise their beers and start drinking) ( WARNING: We here at The Flock are incredibly hungover and are not in the mood for any of your shit. So go stand in the corner and shut the fuck up while your biological fathers have another drink and wish your mothers had gotten a fucking abortion when they were pregnant with you. Try and Follow That you little shits. Węłçømę Tø Thę Ågę Øf Thę Flock) ( Jason Ryan shows up onscreen with both of his titles draped over his shoulders) Hello everyone and welcome to the greatest show to ever grace the BPZ Neccework, Braving the Frontier. I am one of your hosts, I go by many names. The Gunslinger, The Last Outlaw, The Anarchist, BPZ's Megastar, God God oh my God, Jason Ryan! And I'm not here along. Gentlemen introduce yourselves (Marker throws an empty bottle of Black Velvet to the side, wearing a BPZ Tag Team championship belt) Hello all you pieces of shit, the greatest NXT champion and future NXT champion, Marker here and right away I want to apologize to my fellow co-hosts in advance. I think I've caught something from these parasite fans as I am fighting a cold. Anyway Buddy, grace us with your presence ( Buddy shows up on the webcam holding the other BPZ Tag Team Championship) Hello are you fucking idiots watching the show why bitch and moan about how The Flock is always in the main event but yet won't stop watching us. I am the true Number One Draft Pick, Mister Handsome, the Amazing One, Buddy Ace We apologize for the delay everyone but we've been in Hollywood filming a movie which the four of us are starring in. Ah, my bad, five. Sorry Vala. But that should be hitting theaters soon. We'd promote it ourselves but the truth is... we don't share the spotlight with anyone and by promoting the movie, we'd be promoting all the other parasites in it so... just keep your eyes peeled I guess. One last thing. Necce will not be joining us as he is recovering from his hell in a cell match. So first thing's first gentlemen. The Flock Survivor Series, what do we think? I know there were only two matches on the card but what did we think? Hands down, the greatest show of all time. First off was you vs Storm vs Nanovirus, Angelo, whatever the fuck he goes by. And Jason, the way you kicked both of their asses was honestly an inspiration! That match, man, was pure poetry and you proved why you are the only champion the Premium title needs. I mean he beat them so bad that Angelo wants out You mean like how his wife wants out? Exactly. She's taking those good for nothing children that may or may not be Angelo's and leaving. Angelo has nothing worth living for now. Angelo, you brought this on yourself. Had you just remembered your place, none of this would happen. So when you lose your kids and end up biting the bullet, remember that. You guys see that he wants us at the Rumble in Wargames? All I have to say is, Angelo, if you can make it happen, we'll see you there. However, if you can't make it happen then it will be three on three Elimination Street Fight. Until then, you can enjoy nightly videos of Marker and Budy fucking the shit out of your soon to be ex-wife. You know the site where they're uploaded. Moving on, Necce vs Flynn Hell in a Cell, what do we think? Any match Necce is in is must see and this isn't even Marker talking. This ain't no damn character when I say no one can tell a story quite like that man. And no disrespect to Flynn, Flynn can do it too but Necce is on a level all his own in that field and that's why he's the greatest of all time. As for the match, match of the year, no question. I'll give it to Flynn, he fought like balls but when it comes to Necce, there ain't a man alive who can stand up to him. But what I liked when Flynn "turned heel" to save himself from retiring. What's funny is so many people were genuinely pissed of about hat when Fynn was doing what it took to stay here. I thought that's what you idiots wanted. Make up your mind! These BPZ fans are the worst people to even exist. I'd prefer another Nazi Germany to them. Flynn did what he had to do and I respect him for it. Flynn has finally awakened and now we're actually going to see what he can do. He'll never be on our level but he can be a decent back-up. You guys hear about some tag tournament where the winners get to face us? That's so fucking stupid. Most of the teams in it don't even like each other! Yeah, some tournament Bailey you fucking retard. And people are freaking out because Brendan himself is getting involved. The dipshit owner who doesn't know his ass from his elbow is getting involved and bringing his boy toy Sameer who spends most of his time molesting his grandparents. We have nothing to worry about, all we have to do is show up to retain our titles. ROA is back, anyone give a shit? ( No one says anything) Not surprising. ROA was the biggest flop in BPZ history. They never accomplished a fucking thing, aside from Julius turning on them so he could suck off Kingdom. Whoop-dee-do. Not to mention Ross has that lost look in his eyes, the man never has a clue where he is. We should call the nursing home he belongs to, or at the very least, call his village and tell them we found their idiot. Ross is a non-factor, regardless of what his mother tells him. Flynn's gonna turn on him before long. It'll be fucking hilarious and it'll be better when Ross cries about it like the bitch he is. Now, time to talk about Carnage's Powertrip before Survivor Series but first, a word from our sponsors Alright, let's make this quick. There were no matches worth watching, no one fucking cares, No one would care if the entire Carnage roster hung themselves. That's all I have to say about it I mean realistically, did anyone think Hollow was going to win the title? Come on, the man couldn't win a contest if the other people didn't show up. And... I legit can't even recall another match. Oh yeah, Sameer and Prince! The two biggest flops battling it out to see who is the most useless, untalented wrestler in BPZ today. The match was so bad, my niece was over at my house and was watching Icarly on her phone and I ended up watching that and being far more entertained. Carnage is just jobber hour these days and Bailey is so fucking stupid, he legit doesn't notice. There is no reason to watch Carnage. But I do have some good news for us as we head out. Echo said on Smarks Daily he's done with us, which means, we win! ( The three men cheer and Vala hands the three of them a beer. They raise their beers and start drinking) Praise The Flock they saw the light! They saw the light! They saw the light! No more darkness no more night I'm so happy no more sorrow in sight Praise The Flock they saw the light! ( The Frontier and Vala sing loudly while clapping their hands as they parody the famous Gospel song I saw the light by Hank Williams) Praaaaise The Flock! Praaaaise The Flock Praaaaise The Flock! Normally this is the part where we'd play who'd you fire game but we're changing it up a bit. Basically, we have come to the conclusion that we would fire the fans. Because you people ruin lives. You people ruined the lives of Angelo, Storm, Josh and even Flynn and worst of all you don't care. You people are no better than the shits we take in the morning. As a result, you don't get to watch us anymore. That's all for this week, fuck you people. (The Frontier flip off the screen as it fades to black)
  13. How little they seem to care. It’s like they tell us fuck you for watching
  14. Thelastemperor

    What's on your mind?

    I swear I’m going insane
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