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  1. Team Tardy: Onix Mudbray Hippopotas Wooper Gible Diglett-Alola Drilbur Cubone
  2. BPZ returns from commercial break as the tron shows inside of a strip club, where all body parts, such as the boobs and their cats as we see Monda sitting in a chair with a beer in his hand as he watches the girls dance. Monda: This is more like it. Wait…. Where is Brad? HEY BRAD! Monda looks around, but then a loud scream is heard as a stripper runs out of the back room, followed by Brad. Brad: Where you going chica? I asked if you wanted to see my big scar! Monda: Brad! You're going to get us kicked out! Get over here and sit down. Brad sighs as he walks over and sits down on the chair beside Monda, who hands Brad a beer and drinks his. Monda: Look I know you're insane and all but you need to be focused. We got a tag match up coming up in the matter of days and you're over here worried about trying to scare children with your scars and yelling Quack at people. Brad: DID YOU JUST SAY QUACK?!? Monda: Yes why? Brad: DON'T BRING UP THE DUCKS AGAIN!!!.... they're watching. Monda sighs and face palms before drinking the last of his beer bottle and smashes it over Brad's head, causing people to gasp and the DJ to stop, while Brad holds his head. Monda: Listen to me Brad, you acting like this is putting everyone on edge, hell it's putting you farther from the United Nations, something you were there to help create! Now you're acting like a complete jackass Brad. You need to get your head straight and get your act together! Everyone watches as Brad looks at the ground, blood trickling down his face from the glass as he grabs Monda by the throat and looks at him. Brad: ..... Thank you. I'm ready for this Monda. I'm a man of hurt soul that hides Myself behind laughs and jokes, but this pain is Killing me. LOOK AT ME! I'M A FREAK! AND I LOVE IT! And you… you're a drunk American, and you love it. We're ready for those tag team Championships. We're ready to bring gold to Untied Nations. And I'm ready to bring pain to BiC and Hans, leaving their careers, scarred for life. That's… the United way. Brad let's go off Monda, who rubs his throat and smirks as he grabs another beer bottle and cracks it open and clinks beer bottles with Brad. Monda: Let's go win some tag titles.
  3. tomorrow boys don't forget to set your lineups
  4. Nate, I present you with the greatest mixtape of all time: https://soundcloud.com/big-mozz/sets/mondays
  5. Saturday 5:30 EST? That works for me.
  6. So a couple have said they can’t make that draft time, anyone wanna throw out a date and time?
  7. bro don't be that picky man thats 1 overall point off lol
  8. I think the problem with Rose is that's like all he did. Not consistent enough to get a high rating.
  9. Monda

    The Regeneration

    Name: Monda Age: 39 Nickname: The American Patriot Signatures: American Legdrop, Stars and Stripes Slam Finishers: Chokeslam from the USA Attire: American stuff
  10. As a draft date, how does August 31, Noon EST sound? Also, still looking for 1 more person minimum!
  11. im happy you said this: It proves how little you know about the Giants, considering they said he will not be starting (as of now) He will not start by the end of this year. The Giants won't be fantastic, but I'll be damned if they throw him into any sort of risky situation, the Giants are a conservative minded club when it comes to issues like these. Jones is similar to Eli in the fact that he has a great mind. He's not similar to Eli in the facet that he isn't as of a risky passer as Eli is. His college tape shows him rarely throw the ball into any sort of hard coverage. He's very smart. The Giants keeping him for 15 years must indicate SOME sort of success, which is cool with me. There's a reason guys like Eli, Big Ben, Rivers, Brady, Rodgers, hell even Matthew Stafford and Tony Romo (while he played) plays so long for one club. Success.
  12. Remember this? Lets do it again because I got 2k19 for $3. Except maybe less screenshots? i'll figure something out. Excerpt from the old thread: This time around, however, to keep the thread somewhat clean I have made a google form for you to fill out. I have downloaded the projected 2k20 rosters, (so Kawhi on LAC, AD on LAL, etc). I'll add badges to help your guy depending on what type of player they are. Cheers.
  13. Monda


    Name: Monda Weight: 245 Height: 6'3" Nickname: American Stallion Signatures: Chokeslam, Flying Elbow Finishers: World's Strongest Slam Hometown: New Jersey, USA Attire: Lex Luger
  14. Not sure if this breaks any rules (take it down mods!) but if you wanna support me check out my music here

    1. Smith


      That's awesome! How long have you been making music??

    2. Monda


      @Smith that band I started with my friend about a month ago, we have a new EP soon. I've been making music and playing for about a year, though. :)

  15. Sixth go around. What happened last year: After a regular season where only 40% of teams managed to go above .500, we had a playoff where @Jonathan and @Echo Wilson took hold of the two wild card byes. Monda and @Yelich managed to get the chance to take on the division leaders, but no luck. The two best teams ended up in the final, with @Jonathan winning the championship 92-54. Sick. So this year we are going to have a few changes. First, TNA is so irrelevant that division will now be renamed to AEW. Second, to keep activity, there will be the option of co-coaching this year. Basically, if you and another user want to control a team together, that's allowed. Third (not really a rule), stay active this year. Even the losers. To join, DM me (on discord) your email address connected to your ESPN account and say that you're in on this thread. If you were in and active last year, you're automatically in, just have to give me a shout on this thread. Cheers to another great season. WWE: Team Monda (@Monda) Team Blade (@Blade) Big Baller Brand (@Slim) Team Bob (@BobdaBomb) Diggin's Grave (@bailey14) AEW: Fuck You, Freddy (@Jonathan and @Necce) 7th Place (@Yelich) Fighting Flynners (@Flynn) The Beasts (@BrendenPlayz) Arrow (@ArrowGargano) Championship History: 2019: Da Belichick Boys (@Jonathan) 2018: Team Monda (@Monda) 2017: Flynning City Bitches (@Flynn) 2016: Team Flynn (@Flynn) 2015: Team Justin (@bailey14) Draft Date: August 31, 12:00pm EST
  16. UPDATE grew the hair out lets get this thread started again insanely huge photo
  17. i will never retire unless i become inactive
  18. Gotta go unconventional here and throw out Napoleon Dynamite. The movie is a masterclass in dry humor and director Jared Hess completely nailed that odd aesthetic in the scenery. THe movie is one that everyone knows and quotes. Director Jared Hess also has another banger of a movie in Nacho Libre so that one goes up there to for me. To end the ramble, Napoleon Dynamite is my favorite movie ever.
  19. going out on an extreme here and saying that while the Nets and Clippers clearly had the best offseasons, teams like the Utah Jazz and Dallas Mavericks should come strong next year due to their lack of moves. consistency is key. Also, the Knicks did the best they could. Most of those players they signed were to 1+1 deals, so if next summer they wanna say fuck it they could just blow it up again.
  20. Carnage returns from commercial break as the tron shows a train running through a tunnel on its tracks, inside are a bunch of New York people and standing out are Angelo Caito, Joh, and Monda, aka United Nations. They sit on the chairs in the train, looking out the windows of the brick walls outside. Angelo: "We could of took my car dog." Monda: "And miss all this? This is America brother! Riding trains in New York City!" Monda: "We'll be fine Angelo. Why? Are you scared of trains?" Angelo: "Not scared. Just…… uneasy" Monda and Joh shake their heads as the train them stops. Everyone gets off and United Nations walks up the stairs and passes the gates, getting to Grand Central Station. They all look around before walking outside of the building and looks around at Time Square. Monda waves down a taxi and it stops beside them. They all get in and Monda tells the guy a name. The taxi driver laughs and gives a thumbs up before driving off. He then arrives at a diner and stops. Joh and Angelo look at each other than at Monda, who's licking his lips before storming in. Angelo and Joh shake their heads before walking in and seeing Monda already sat at the counter, ordering. They sit beside him and order a coffee each. A waiter arrives with two coffees, a burger, fries, and coke for Monda. Monda begins to devour the burger and fries as Angelo and Joh watch on in disgust Joh: "Calm down lad. You're going to choke." Monda: "Nonsense brother. You see, this is the best quick American meal you can get. Nothing more American other than steak is this diner and their burgers and fries. And this is why I fight for American in BPZ. This diner, this food, this city, and our next location." Angelo: "If it's that strip club you kept blabbering about for the past week." Monda: "HEY HEY HEY LISTEN BROTHER!" Joh: "Oi oi easy lads." Angelo smirks as he finishes his coffee while Monda finished his burger and fries. He pays and then they exit the diner and Monda waves down another cab. When the cab stops, the three get into the cab and Monda tells him ferry. The driver then drives off and arrives at a ferry station. They walk over to the booth and pays for their spot on the ferry before boarding. When everyone is seated, the ferry begins moving, slowly going north. The ferry then arrives at New York's biggest highlight, the Statue of Liberty. Monda leads Angelo and Brad to the top of the statue before they continue to speak. Monda: "Ah. Statue of Liberty. The biggest gift the United States ever gotten from our partners at France. Showing how United France and America was. Now we show how United Italy, Ireland, and America is when we become the tag team Champions. Funny thing about our opponents, is that they aren't United, just teaming up because like a un-united country, cannot succeed on their own. Plus ones from ALABAMA! WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN IN ALABAMA BROTHER?!?" Joh: "Plus these guys don't have the legacy's we have. Angelo and I have been tag team Champions before and we would love to be it again. Monda here, he would love to be tag team Champion for the first time ever. And that road starts at King Of The Ring when we take three out teams and kicks their arses." Angelo: "That's right. The Savages Of The Night will rise and will crush the other three teams. Only one last thing to ask. Monda, want to ask them?" Monda: "Hm? Oh yeah. WHAT YOU ALL GONNA DO WHEN UNITED NATIONS DESTORY YOU?!?!?!

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